'There is also not antidote for a pissed off Snape'

Why did that make me laugh hysterically? Hmm.. no one knows.. 'tis a great mystery..

ANYWAY! This is easily the most original thing I have EVER read, and it cracks me up on levels that were previously unattained by mere fanfics and

WHOA! IT'S TIME FOR ELLEN DEGENERES!

Hope you've enjoyed this review, cos I enjoyed your story, but now I must go!

Toodles.

-The Immortal Fries

Well, well, well, you've finally finished it, and I am so happy! My life is now complete; I can die satisfied...

This is the funniest thing i have ever read on a fan fiction site! Harry Potter is the love of my life and i usually kill (x)people who make fun of him but i can't help but love this. Canoeing! Ha!

sublimely silly fic! combing the very excellent hp with not just a canoe but the hitchhikers guide. your insanity has leanings towards genius. thanks for making me laugh long and loud.

Written exactly how J.K. Rowling would write it herself if she had the goal of making a satire of her own work. Very hilarious! Finish it quickly...

Ron was sitting there, staring at a fortune cookie and trying to predict his future by studying its various contours. This was merely the latest of bizarre units Professor Trelawney was teaching them and all Divination Students were certain the fumes in her room were starting to affect her for the worst. yeah, i reeally shoulda read this sooner!

this is HILARIOUS! Must go recomend it to a friend of mine!

*bursts out laughing* Vold- sorry, You-Kno- not, I'm not sorry, Voldemort? A fan of CANOEING? i knew i shoulda read this sooner...

“Well, Harry, let’s review, shall we? We have tried to defeat Voldemort by torching him, mocking him, humiliating him in front of his friends, yet none of these ods have been successful.” This is my new favorite quote!

lol, that was so funny, Voldemort in a canoe, lol. i liked it when, in the dream, Harry and Voldemort were fighting with oars. i wouldn't of thought that Voldemort would of given away his wind like that. though i wouldn't of imagened him in a canoe either, great story. Later - Tatra