This is hilarious! My favorite line was the one about the real God retiring to St. Croix. Well done!

You blew God to save our lives-best line ever

if only the Winchesters could find happiness and peace just through a blow job

You. Blew. God! LOL hilarious. God if only the first episode of the new season included this!

*laughs* That is SO what needs to happen on the show. Pure and utter greatness. Loved it!