You gave me a laugh, reading this! I couldn't stop laughing!

Now where's that 1-800 number so I can get myself one? Timber would be so useful now but again, Timber won't go well with my cat... But invaluable Snake Eyes unit is great... There are some people around here that could be humanely disposed of .. or not xD

Does the Snake Eyes come with a reset button too? xD

This is why I shouldn't own a smart phone. I read this while waiting for an appointment & found myself giggling with people looking at me strangely.

That was a wonderful, well thought out fic. Thank you for sharing it!

I never review. Ever. Okay, once. This, however, so completely made my night that I had to post. This was absolutely the funniest ff I've read in my life. Besides wanting very much to order said unit, if I had any idea how to do so, I'd send this to Larry Hama himself! Perfectly toned with an admirable grasp of the Joe multiverse. I've been wandering around Joe forums looking for similarly minded fans and this makes me feel like I've finally come home... Why didn't I think of before?

Kudos, kudos. Anyone can write angst or romance - but it's a true writer who can pull off deadpan humor.

Perfect.

That shakuhachi motif drives me crazy too. Not even Wagner would have used it so persistently.

THat's just too funny! Well done!

This is just too funny for words. I love how you managed to tie in so many other units into the story. The digs at the various canon irregularities, crazy story lines and general insanity that have propped up in the genre are well do, too.

Oh my sweet Jesus.

This is made of LOL and win.

Hahahahahaha This was great, so funny. Then I got to the Frequently Asked Questions and just about died laughing. I loved the Renegades shout, I had just made sure my tv was recording that for me tonight. hehehe I gotta ask do you have copies of the BeachHead and CoverGirl units as well? I would really need to hear about their instructions cause my BeachHead unit seems to be acting funny. Taking off his balaclava lately and hanging out around the motor pool I had to build. His A-frame even seems to be in disrepair.

Anyway awesome writing.

hehehe

Adalia Greyson

Loved it. The whole thing was hilarious.

Nice bit of crack. :D

But I can't help but wonder what would happen if you set one of your ninja on yaoi but not the other...

That was hilarious. I loved it.

Hilarious! Sooooo well done!

ROFLMAO!

Yes, I know, it's pure crack, but it's awesome, funny, and well-written crack, so that makes it all great.

...yaoi... LOL

Q. My Snake-Eyes unit as an optionnal switch that I can set to 1)Mute: burn throat or arrow through or bullet through. 2) Oath of silence. I'm confuse, wich should I choose?

;P