Poor McGonagall. I loved her reaction to Eileen's "with child" worries and Madam Pomfrey's education little talk. A teacher's work eh? (Although Hallow and Paddock? Is that a wee Worst Witch in joke I spy there or am I reading to much into things?) Great idea and concept and again well thought out with another fun word: Ingenuity. Woo! :)

lol The things our poor Minerva has to put up with... Loved it.

I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't that! :D

I must admit when I saw the name Hallow I thought Slytherin... Not a criticism, just what popped in to my head :)

The perks of teaching.

I would like a hint of a reason why a witch would want to use condoms, something like "I know that contraceptive charms are tricky-"

Haha, wow.

woah that was ... different

lol