Absolutely brilliant. Definitely my cup of tea. As soon as I read: I'M A BIRD, MOTHAFUCKA I'M A BIRD, my fingers didn't click the link fast enough. Great literature, I wish to read more.

Yeah, that's my jam, THATS MY JAM.

I sense an 'audience' here!

I can't get the image of Malfatto flapping his arms and screaming that out of my head, it's hilarious

I dont know words good enough to describe how much I liked this one.

I'MMA BIRD MOTHERFUCKER! I'MMA BIRD!

HOSHIT-

I saw this and was like "Hmmm, where do I know that line OHMYGOD, MY PROMPT GOT FILLED."

And sure enough.

Dear not so anon, this is so awesome that I'll also de-anon myself. What with all the bugs LJ's been having recently, I don't even see the fill there.

...and now, I'll have to save this to my comp because damn that gives me the most hilarious mental image.

Sincerely, OP

So, I'm gonna assume that you're a Tobuscus fan? :D I love it!

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