why

do you

exist

and why

isn't this

mad porn

like

oh my god

this is ridiculous

what

Some logical part of my brain knows that you're not supposed to glorify smoking and make it look cooler than it is...

But that was goddamn sexy.

asdfghkl.

I love it. Oh, John, I completely understand your reaction, XD

A fanfiction of pure sex. I'm dead.

Um... It's criminal to make such a nasty habit so sexy! Glad John managed to turn it back on sherlock in the end, haha!

Laughs out loud-I love this! Sherlock is quite right-John is the best nicotine patch ever.

And I know just what poor Sherlock can do if he ever has to have some ah, oral sustenance.

I'm sure John would understand.

Ahaaa. I knew Sherlock couldn't have missed that. Nice fill for an interesting prompt.

Your writing style is so unique and just so wonderful. I can feel every emotion being described. Seriously, well done.

SO

BLOODY

ENCHANTING.