...Actually, I had a bad experience with "oro" once.

Just go to freedict(dot)com(slash)onldict(slash)jap(dot)html and look it up. Case in point.

Pure evil... Sending the poor little man-slayer to fight the evil man wearing a long dress and having no sword...

Haha, "That's my right de gozaru. It's your left."
And, "Your welcome. ...Do I know what a newsflash is?"

Heh, I don't blame Kenshin for wanting to respond with a two-by-four. :p

Oh man, I love that, "I knew it! He took advantage of this and made me look bad and... and... And what did he just say?" Finally learned how to speak these kids' language. :)

"He never knew women could be so frightening." I guess this is good practice for Kaoru, eh?

Lol, "I guess they finally killed him."

"Sore wa himitsu de gozaru!" Oh Xelloss, did you know what a treasure you would be bestowing on so many fandoms outside your own...? :) Looks like Kenshin's really starting to get into the rurouni act.

"You sewed the sleeve shut." HAHAHA!

LOL, "An assassin didn't need to learn how to replace the rice paper doors he kicked down; that would completely ruin the Dramatic Entry effect."

Oh, poor Kenshin; the whole rain barrel bit was hilarious.

Yep, Excel Saga'll do it. :)

Again, please send me the fanart URLs! Especially since GeoCities is shutting down their free sites soon.

Lol, "I wonder if I'll ever be able to get my eyes to swirl like that..." Practice, young padawan.

"and realized quite suddenly that 19 was a very young an age have the reputation of a deadly assassin." Poor Ken-chan.

"...We don't have to practice being fools, Himura. We've always been them." Good line.

Though Kenshin's always been good with kids; he had a whole flock of them coming over to his house every day to play with him when he was still living with Tomoe.

I'm a KK to KT convert (anime!Kaoru and often fandom!Kaoru really annoy me, though she's okay in the manga). I just love Tomoe, so I liked the mushy bits.

Well, a kid could call any older girl "oneesan" without her having to be his biological sister. And geisha are not completely equated with prostitutes; I think also that most of them would have abortions rather than give birth to and raise the kids.

Haha, "Can I use the window?" "Be my guest."

What?! You watched the OVAs?! Are you INSANE?!?!?!

On the other hand, fanart?? (perks up) FFN messed up the URLs, so could you email them to me at jemmie12 at yahoo dot com?

I will never get tired of poor Kenshin's reaction to those violently loud awakenings. ^_^

"...I think I just found my new favorite word de gozaru." Oh, that was so PERFECT!

Haha, "He started it de gozaru."

The "soliloquy-look," oh that's great. :)

Don't you mean his "m4d H1t3n M1tsurug1 ssp33d sk1llz"? :p

Heh, "Oi, just because we're idiots Himura-dono, doesn't mean we can't be efficient idiots."

Seriously?!?!?!?! Kamiya Kasshin-Ryuu? Way cool!

ROFL!:
"OHAYOU DE GOZARU!" was Nuhiro's polite, ear-splitting salutation.
"RYU TSUI SEN!!" was Himura's equally quaint greeting as he came down from the ceiling he'd nearly jumped through.

He out to take "stock" of his surroundings, not "stalk." ^^;

"Yup, rice could be very interesting. ...Especially when you're trying not to think about the two softly, curved bodies pressing up against you as you eat it." Oh dear, poor Kenshin. XD Oh man, this whole bit here is hilarious.

Man, if I copied and pasted every line that's making me laugh my head off, you would get your chapter as a review.

On-lookers? Geez, poor guy had an audience, too. :p

"ignoring any evidence that indicated he might need respiratory aid." I am loving these comedic lines. There's so many, and yet they still seem to come out of nowhere to surprise and delight!

"Himura's jaw hit the ground about the same time the end of the paper did." I love lines like this, clever and economical. Good writing.

"Itai de gozaru yo!" Wow, he's internalized the speech that much already? Impressive, Battou-chan. So was your first attempt at being a clumsy oaf! (applauds admiringly)

Oh, poor, poor, poor Battou-chan! (huggles) 'Oh no! Blood! Someone's hurt!'

Lol,
"In that case, exactly how thick _is_ your skull de gozaru ka?!"
"Himura had nothing to say to that. Nuhiro had nothing to add to that."
"Funny how Himura's 'oro' sounded and felt much more like a Ryu Shou Sen."

You used "sou de gozaru" right.

Favorite ROFL lines:

"An' then I'm all like, 'Bite me de gozaru.'"
"Battousai-dono," and "Hitokiri-dono"
"Hello, my name is Himura Battousai. You left me with the check. Prepare to die."
"A test. This all had to be a test. Yes, that's it. If he could manage to keep himself from murdering this man, then he was sure to never kill again!"
"...Give me strength, Tomoe..."

Love the Xelloss reference! Except that "de gozaru" should replace "desu" (Sore wa himitsu de gozaru).

Oh man, this is hilarious. "Must...not...break...non-killing vow!!"

Hey, great story you have here. It's too bad you haven't continued it in over five years.

I have a suggestion for "a femmy redheaded man with enough hair" replacement. Have you every heard of Kurama from Yu Yu Hakusho? It looks almost exactly like him (even even have a cross-shaped scar on his cheek for a brief amount of time before it healed). A lot of fans even suggested that Megumi Ogata (the voice of Kurama) should have done the voice of Kenshin because of the similarites! He'd be perfect for the job!

... Ahem, anyways, I hope you find your inspiration soon and I'll be waiting for your next update.

Hope to see you soon!

I like your story ^_^ funny :)
can we say "Oro" ? XD on the stroke I wondered why "Oro"? What is it? XD But because french is "Oyo" XD On the stroke I didn't understand LoL
but I like the FanFic :)
yes I know! I speak English like a Spanish cow! XD