What the #377 are you smoking and where can I get some?

Good job. Love it.

They make a beautiful couple... But aint he married?

Best one yet! I have another idea for this. Ryuk decides he hates apples! LOL! ›w‹

*Is actually speechless* Holy shitake mushrooms. WHAT WAS THAT?

"I never said it was you, fatass. It's... YOUR AFRO."

I actually burst out laughing then. XD

I...I...I... Dunno what to say after reading that D: LOOOOL

Kekekeke. Not as crack-ey as it could be. You should go do some crack and see what you come up south. Yusssssssss!

I really don't know if i should laugh, or analyze, then criticize... ah, what the heck.

*laughs*

Very interesting, um... story thing... /- not good at this...

Good job!

OMGoddess! This is the most random freaking thing I have ever read! I'm laughing my heart into a coma, this was so funny! & I'm glad you liked my idea. I was having a random spur of the moment kind of thing when I thought of it, so thnx!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Total randomness! I love it! You're awsome! Everyone in this was so freaking OOC! I dare you to do a crack where L gets a pet monkey!(Only if you want to.) This was so funny! Again, you're awsome! I review the awsomeness of this!LOL!

"OHMIGOSHMAHCANDYZ!" shouted L as he saw Matsuda stuffing HIS M&M's down the throat of the idiotic coffee maker. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

I laugh so hard I'm gonna spit my coffee out of my mouth! :p

''Then, Watari ran into the room. And using his super powered powers, he took a video of this and posted it on YouTube.''

Watari's disguised as an old man so to hide his super duper abilities! LMAO :p :P

''Actually, what happened was that Light found out his real name and tried to steal his cake. THEN, L ran around the hotel wearing only his boxers. And it had strawberries on it. AND, it was pink and frilly.''

Muhahahahahahahaha adorable picture! :p

'THEN EVERYONE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER EXCEPT FOR AIZAWA BECAUSE SOICHIRO ALWAYS WANTS TO SLEEP WITH 'EVALINGE' AND AIZAWA HAS TO SAY YES.''

It's just so funny that I'm gonna pee my pants! :p :p

I LOVED your work, I like it when people make parodies and they don't care about canon, because that is how parodies are supposed to work! Want some more! PLEASEEEEEEEEE! :p