Ahahahahhaaha! (hits her fist on the table) ahahaha—! (destroys the table in half) oops.

That was funny! Go Mer! Yeah!

HAHAHAHAHA! oh mah...that was sooo funny! update sooooooon

I have to say that THIS IS HILARIOUS! Can't wait to read next chapter :D

Lolz what a douchebag! I loved the family revelation in the middle :)

There better be some red involved to mess with her brother :D and Sebastian bending over. O_O anyways like this chapter and the perverted-ness per usual. :D

I hate that pansy, slutty, ulgy bitch! KICK HIS ASS! Whoo! ahahaha! This is so good! Oh man you gotta update super soon!

Yay! That was nice! I wanna kick Mer's brother's li'l ass now.. Hehe. Go Mer! You can do it!

Sooo funney! Go rape Sebastian Mer! No one's gonna stop yah! (except for Sebby fans and of course, Grell).

Hmm... about the Grell and the wardrobe.. Okay so here it goes! (though this would be totally random)

3 lady friends were in a bedroom. One of them are playing black corps in a loptop (it's a shooting zombie game).

"Waah! Get of me! Get of me you molester!" cried Matilda as the zombie launched on top of her. The two glanced at their psycho friend and shook their head.

"Dude! Take a chill pill! My mum might think that I'm doing something to you!" Chin chin yelled as she balanced the pyramid of cards in her small coffee table.

"Cookies! Nyahahaha!" Carey chanted as she shoved the cookies on her mouth.

Chin chin glared at Matilda with a throbbing vein popping out of her.

That is when Chin chin's wardrobe flew open.

A man wearing red appeared before them and flew opened his arms "Boom bab—"

"What the fuck?" Matilda shouted as she threw her loptop at the red man's face. The man fell down with a broken nose.

Chin chin's pyramid of cards flew away. Her eyes were widened and a black aura emerged behind her.

She slowly turned her head to the invader (who sat up with a river of nosebleeds running down his nose). She stood up and grabbed the table.

"What the Fuck are you doing here?" she growled. The invader was terrified and started backing away.

"What the hell is this Narnia bursting out wardrobe huh? Are you the freaking gay faun?"

before the man could answer, she started hitting him with a table. "Take that you freaking faggot! Go back to your Narnia dome!"

"Oh! Oh please stop! STOP" the invader cried in a feminine gay voice.

Chin chin stop breathing heavily, still holding the bloody table. Carey walked up to them with a psycho grin on her face. She knelt down in front of the trembling, super tortured (suppose to be dead) stranger.

"Are you alright?" she asked as she tilted her head to the side and smiled the Mary Sue smile.

The red head eyes widened in bewilderment "What are you talking about? Of course I'm—" ge was cut off when the girl starts shoving cookies in to his mouth.

"So eat some cookies!" she smiled sweetly as she continue shoving large size cookies in to his mouth.

So I think that will happen if Grell just pop out of the wardrobe.. HE'S GONNA FREAKING DIE!

I hope you like it! U can add some stuff in there if you like!

Hahahahahahaha! Im so happy I found this! ROFL! HAHAHAHA! PLEASE UPDATE SOOOOOOOOON!

My favorite part: "Really, it was like Puberty was drunk and deliberately took the time to have a conversation with Hormones."

Haha, wonderfully written.

Lol I love Mer and her perviness! I want to see what her brother is like!

well if grell jumped out of my closet I would look at him with wide eye then take a sharp object and throw it at his face :)

Amazing and perverted chapter like always :D really hilarious to read keep up the amazing work :)

A bit strange but I'm loving it already! 8D

Hahahaha! *rofls* go Mer! Luv u rape face! I hope Mer success soon!