|Reviews for Things Not To Do In Arkham City|
| Jacki Thompson 2/15/13 . chapter 1
WOW. I shall remember these rules. Thanks for the information.
| Spinner Rose 1/21/13 . chapter 4
These were hilarious! Great job!
| ShadowCat98 7/18/12 . chapter 4
I love little "What Not To Do's" things!:3
| Insanity's Breaking Point 7/16/12 . chapter 4
Lol I love the one about Killer Klowns From Outer Space xD That's such a great movie!
| Spoiler1001 7/10/12 . chapter 4
Do not say to robin while toying with him
"you girlfriend got what was coming to her" he will break your neck
| 9Tail-Vixen 7/4/12 . chapter 4
Do not even think about laughing at Bane's teddy bear. That is unless you want all the bones in your body broken.
Don't try to pick a fight with Bruce Wayne. Trust me, he's stronger than he looks.
| The Insanity Master 6/29/12 . chapter 4
The last one was meant to be a do not, but it works.
| Serendipity's tears 6/26/12 . chapter 4
That last one was a do... Maybe I should try it! :)
| 009nhalf 6/25/12 . chapter 1
Tut tut- #20? Two-face cannot make any important decisions (like shooting you) without relying on the fate of the coin.
| The Insanity Master 6/24/12 . chapter 3
-Do not ask Scarface if he knows Kermit the frog.
-Do not give Black Mask the Halloween remake for any occasion. (If you've seen the movie, and know alot about Black Mask's history, then you'll get this Joke.)
-Do not ask Joker if Killer Klownz from outer space is his favorite movie.
-Do not ask Deadshot to play Call of Duty with you.
- Do not reference Batman Beyond at all. You may alter the time-stream.
-Do not ask Harley and Catwoman to make-out. (I know it's hard, but you'll live longer.)
-Do ask Solomon Grundy what brains taste like.
| Ravenclaw992 6/24/12 . chapter 3
Yay-my rules made it! I wish I had more to give you. Dang it-I should have thought of the magic trick rule for the Joker. Such a good reference to Heath Ledger. (-; "How about a magic trick?"
Too funny! It puts a smile on my face.
| Invisible-Ayla 6/22/12 . chapter 1
This made me laugh! Its brilliant :D
Could I have an input?
- Don't even think about stealing/breaking Bane's teddy. He will do the same to you.
- It is recommended that you do not paint Ivy's white roses red, Hatter. The Red Queen never reacted as bad as what Ivy will about that.
- Do not ask Joker to tell jokes, or to "do something funny!"
- if you are a blonde female and you get invited to tea, don't turn up.
That's all I got, lol. :)
| Ravenclaw992 6/19/12 . chapter 2
Way too good. Hmm...I'm not sure my ideas can keep up with all thse good ones.
But I'll certainly give it my best shot:
-Do not play with the temperature controls in Freeze's cell and claim summer came early.
-Do not send Ivy some poison ivy killer for Christmas. It will come back to haunt you.
-Do not ask Joker why he's always forgetting his dentures in the hallway(dang those stupid Joker teeth in Arkham Asylum!)
-Do not refer to Harley as a dumb blonde. The joke's on you-she's not a real blonde.
-Do not attempt to drain the water in Croc's lair, no matter how much the smell bothers you.
-Do not ask Two-Face why he's never considered Proactiv.
-The previous rule applies for Joker as well.
-Do not ask Scarecrow to go to his happy place. You'll end up as his latest experiment in his "happy place" a.k.a. "what-the-hell-is-going-on-inspired-by-Freddy-Krue ger-nightmare."
Yeah, that's the best I can come up with. Thank you for this, though. Very entertaining.
| Ravenclaw992 6/19/12 . chapter 1
LOL This is good. I seriously would like to see someone ask Riddler "Why is a raven like a writing desk?" It'd be the best riddle to give him-it has no logical answer. (-;
"Do not ask Scarecrow if he has a brain." Okay, that one had me laughing so much. Or...how about 'do not allow Scarecrow to watch Wizard of Oz-he might get offended.' Poor Crane. Er...I mean Scarecrow.
Ooh...second chapter. I like it. If I think of any ideas, I'll let you know. This is funny.
| mariic1 4/8/12 . chapter 1
Don't call Batman "the goddamn Batman".
Don't try to fondle any female in the city.
Don't call the Joker "bozo", especially if Harley is around. (trust me, I tried it.)