WOW. I shall remember these rules. Thanks for the information.

These were hilarious! Great job!

I love little "What Not To Do's" things!:3

Lol I love the one about Killer Klowns From Outer Space xD That's such a great movie!

Do not say to robin while toying with him
"you girlfriend got what was coming to her" he will break your neck

Do not even think about laughing at Bane's teddy bear. That is unless you want all the bones in your body broken.

Don't try to pick a fight with Bruce Wayne. Trust me, he's stronger than he looks.

The last one was meant to be a do not, but it works.

That last one was a do... Maybe I should try it! :)

Tut tut- #20? Two-face cannot make any important decisions (like shooting you) without relying on the fate of the coin.

-Do not ask Scarface if he knows Kermit the frog.

-Do not give Black Mask the Halloween remake for any occasion. (If you've seen the movie, and know alot about Black Mask's history, then you'll get this Joke.)

-Do not ask Joker if Killer Klownz from outer space is his favorite movie.

-Do not ask Deadshot to play Call of Duty with you.

- Do not reference Batman Beyond at all. You may alter the time-stream.

-Do not ask Harley and Catwoman to make-out. (I know it's hard, but you'll live longer.)

-Do ask Solomon Grundy what brains taste like.

Yay-my rules made it! I wish I had more to give you. Dang it-I should have thought of the magic trick rule for the Joker. Such a good reference to Heath Ledger. (-; "How about a magic trick?"

Too funny! It puts a smile on my face.

This made me laugh! Its brilliant :D

Could I have an input?

- Don't even think about stealing/breaking Bane's teddy. He will do the same to you.

- It is recommended that you do not paint Ivy's white roses red, Hatter. The Red Queen never reacted as bad as what Ivy will about that.

- Do not ask Joker to tell jokes, or to "do something funny!"

- if you are a blonde female and you get invited to tea, don't turn up.

That's all I got, lol. :)

Way too good. Hmm...I'm not sure my ideas can keep up with all thse good ones.

But I'll certainly give it my best shot:

-Do not play with the temperature controls in Freeze's cell and claim summer came early.

-Do not send Ivy some poison ivy killer for Christmas. It will come back to haunt you.

-Do not ask Joker why he's always forgetting his dentures in the hallway(dang those stupid Joker teeth in Arkham Asylum!)

-Do not refer to Harley as a dumb blonde. The joke's on you-she's not a real blonde.

-Do not attempt to drain the water in Croc's lair, no matter how much the smell bothers you.

-Do not ask Two-Face why he's never considered Proactiv.

-The previous rule applies for Joker as well.

-Do not ask Scarecrow to go to his happy place. You'll end up as his latest experiment in his "happy place" a.k.a. "what-the-hell-is-going-on-inspired-by-Freddy-Krue ger-nightmare."

Yeah, that's the best I can come up with. Thank you for this, though. Very entertaining.

LOL This is good. I seriously would like to see someone ask Riddler "Why is a raven like a writing desk?" It'd be the best riddle to give him-it has no logical answer. (-;

"Do not ask Scarecrow if he has a brain." Okay, that one had me laughing so much. Or...how about 'do not allow Scarecrow to watch Wizard of Oz-he might get offended.' Poor Crane. Er...I mean Scarecrow.

Ooh...second chapter. I like it. If I think of any ideas, I'll let you know. This is funny.

Don't call Batman "the goddamn Batman".

Don't try to fondle any female in the city.

Don't call the Joker "bozo", especially if Harley is around. (trust me, I tried it.)