Awesome story. Loved all the bribery and sentiency of the all of the creatures.

Wonderful first chapter (especially that last line.); I look forward to reading the rest.

So the two hours or so I should have been sleeping were filled with reading tjis. Very fun and lighthearted really. And crack light. Diet crack. Good high, less brain hurty.

Awesome and funny story

"Who knew that Dudley's fascination with Monty Python would ever have come in handy?"

Sorry, but I just don't believe this.
Dudley's just too stupid to understand the comedic genius that is Monty Python.
Now Hermione, I would believe. It would be a guilty pleasure, and something she would have shared with Harry, while throughly confusing to (mo)Ron.

Delightful!

Ha! More than a tad cracky, but not too out there and super funny. Very original as well, thanks for sharing!

I love this story. I have read it about 3 or 4 times

i just read your story - almost laughed my pants off - love the "south park joke" - your writing is verry good and i didn't find many mistakes - keep writing - Taskmaster

this was the funniest story of dragons. i suprised that some had not thought of this before or had done so again.

ALL MY YES! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

O.O

It just keeps getting scarier!

I...I'm laughing...but it's from some sort of detached horror right now.

WHAT
THE
HELL
WAS
THAT?

"What was that?" he asked. "I can't hear you."

"What?" Clahcktahnk responded.

This exchange went on for slightly less than two hours.

O.O
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pater Detegit
Took me about 5 seconds to get that...then I just burst out laughing