This is hilarious! You wrote the characters well, even though it's completely ridiculous and suffers from the "Joe Is In A Room" problem (throwing names out without introducing anybody). That was the only complaint I had with it. It's a good, funny story. I'd like to see you write more Sapphire and Steel stories, like how they got out of that cafe.

Hehe! What a delightful and unique S&S story. Really enjoyed this one.

Awww - very cute and Christmassy!