So it's 2 a.m. and I'm wheezing at Edward singing the Nair jingle (which is going to be stuck in my head for the next month, by the way. Thanks for that.). And the whole "Eternity with… a bush?" is cracking me up too. I love that this hilarity came out of one epic hair removing conversation on FB. And, um, Magic Powder is the shit. Just saying.

xoxo

Sue

OMG

LOL

Hmm, makes a change from all the other holiday fics! Takes Edward's protective nature to a new vaunted level. Very cute - tweaked my funny bone - thank you - and cheers :)

This is hilarious. Perfect for the post-Christmas sugar crash. Thanks, BDC. Can't wait for your next story.

Too funny! One of the many moments that SM forgot to give us about their time on Isle Esme!

I'm still smiling at the idea of "prominent, sunshine smelling" pubes. LOL!

Thanks for the giggles

OMG I AM BUSTING UP! LOLOLOL.

"Vampire hippies – all hairy and proud. I can do this."

Seriously thanks for the laughs. xx

So funny, and only Edward would be worried about Bella being hurt by shaving her pubes.

HAHAHAHAHA Bella and Edward experience with First World problems. Loved it. Agree with Edward, enough already.

Violhaine

Hilarious! Thank you.