Oh, god, this is just brilliant xD Poor Roy, he couldn't get her to dance! Well, he had his reasons.

Hahhaha, yessssss. That was quite brilliant. I really enjoyed the look on Roy's face the entire story, as it kept on changing as he took in everything about Hawkeye. He knew her too well to think that she would have come without weapons. I bet every single bit of jewelry or hairpiece could kill someone. Ha. The note you ended on was perfect.

Hahaha! Oh god. Last line was pure win. Who want's to guess how many of her 'accessories' are weapons?

Love

I was amused by both the reaction of Roy and the end of the fic. I love Riza's attitude so much :)

Perfectly in character. I expect nothing less from Riza too. Still, fourteen is a bit excessive. Be afraid, men, be very afraid of this lady. LOL

This made my day. It was cute and adorable as it was obviously designed to be, and it left me with a warm, fuzzy feeling of awesomeness. Happy day.

Lmao that was awesome! My favourite line was. ...And for the rest of the evening, Roy was too terrified to ask Riza to dance, lest something accidentally stab him or explode.

HAH. Brilliant and not a single flaw to be found. Perfectly in character. I love it.

This is really cute! And a really fun read!

The scary thing is, I could actually see her doing that.

I loved it!

*DIES LAUGHING* Oh man, oh man, THAT LAST LINE OF RIZA'S XD. Fourteen, indeed! I'd be willing to bet at least half of those pretty shinies in her hair/ears/necklace are all deadly XD

This is wonderful, I can't help grinning like an idiot after reading this. Riza Hawkeye really can do anything a man can, and be much better at it. Ah Roy, that is why you love her, we all know it. And you ARE useless without her. XDDD

lol. Armed to the teeth, sister!

Oh well, at least Mustang does not have to worry about competitor.

Great humor!

ahahaha roy xD

"yeah. i have 14 weapons on me rite now."

"er... ok... UHM... BYE!"

XD