Absolutely fantastic story. I loved Audrey talking to Diane at the beginning - it was spot on perfect.

This story was really excellent. As we've said before, you have a rare knack for writing both comedy and drama, which is excellent for all us Twin Peaks fans! Anyway, this story was super in-character. Between Audrey talking to Diane (which was adorable, by the way), Cooper pushing Battis to the absolute limit, and Battis being a total bitch - this was a dream come true! Also, the Cooper/Audrey flirting? Fantastic! You write them so well, and it's always a pleasure to read.