The search keeps getting derailed by mostly-unrelated discussions and details. This is excellent; it's a pun of the second level. A quest for a tan gent continuously going off on tangents...
I cannot help but wonder if the Calm Plains will be altered successfully, and if so, how. Calm Fort? Calm Port? Calm Post? Calm City?
No, probably not Calm City. That's a disaster waiting to happen, or close enough for puns. Calm Town would be a useful export, though.

'privacy anyways?' - you may want to rethink this question mark. It's lonely without a query to hold its hand.

Writer gonna write! Which reminds me, how large is the Ter family?
(Miss Ter, ha, you made me laugh)

Interesting puns.