No words. Well, just: WHOA! That's really... Yeah, never mind, no words. It's great! In an awkward way... But really great!

You have been holding out on us, my friend. This is fantastic. You have an exquisite way with words. I think you are such an amazing writer... I don't even know what I can say to explain just how great I think this is. It has an amazing flow and rhythm and frankly I'm quite jealous of your abilities.