What is this I don't even.

Thank you so much for making my day a malenky bit brighter; this was hilarious. c:

Very Random with a lot of spelling errors.

As Monty Python would say, this is silly! ...And probably the point. I laughed at the Queen's list of drugs in milk-plus - apparently goat milk is a drug! - and at her turning into space goo. If you're at all interested, I bet you could do something equally crazy for 2001: A Space Odyssey. Not that it isn't weird enough already.

Wow! That was intense! I was laughing my ass off all the way through, even though I'm a bit older and haven't seen all the MATRIX movies. But you really brought Alex into the 21st century!

By the way - insane mispellings can create a certain mood, but proofreading is okay too!