Awesome..

The Battle of the Reader and MelMuff
MelMuff : None writes better fic than me.
Reader: What?
MelMuff : None writes better fic than me.
Reader: I have no quarrel with you, MelMuff, but I must disagree.
MelMuff : Then you shall die.
Reader: I command you, as a Reader of Fics, to stop writing inept drivel!
MelMuff : I stop writing for no man.
Reader: So be it!
Reader and MelMuff : Ah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[ Reader chops the MelMuff's writing hand off]
Reader: Now promise to stop writing crap, worthy adversary.
MelMuff : 'Tis but a scratch.
Reader: A scratch? Your hand's off!
MelMuff : No, it isn't.
Reader: Well, what's that, then?
MelMuff : I've had worse.
Reader: You liar!
MelMuff : Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Ah!
[ Reader chops the MelMuff's other hand off]
Reader: Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer-
MelMuff : Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
Reader: What?
MelMuff : Have at you!
[kick]
Reader: Eh. You are indeed brave, MelMuff, but the fight is mine.
MelMuff : Oh, had enough, eh?
Reader: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no hands left.
MelMuff : Yes, I have.
Reader: Look!
MelMuff : Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
Reader: Look, stop that.
MelMuff : Chicken!
[kick]
Chicken!
Reader: Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[ Reader chops the MelMuff's right leg off]
MelMuff : Right. I'll do you for that!
Reader: You'll what?
MelMuff : Come here!
Reader: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
MelMuff : I'm invincible!
Reader: You're a looney.
MelMuff : The MelMuff always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[ Reader chops the MelMuff's last leg off]
MelMuff : Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
Reader: Come, Readers. Let’s go looking for good fic.
MelMuff : Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

y?y won't u update i've been waiting 4 one year!i was even thinking of printing out dis story as soon as it's completed!i luv it so much but u dun ever update!plz UPDATE

the sorry is REALLY god, so far, i know... Glad yiu could FINALLY upload the chapter- Can't wait for more Melmuff-san

Oh can you pease contunie the story soon. Can't wait to read more. So start writing now and finish the story soon.