Wow such a different edward and bella, I loved it, you're pretty f-ing funny.

This is great:
"This is so gross!" she yells, clawing at my arms and struggling against me. "Ugh! Why do I want to eat your dog? What's wrong with me?"
Hahaaaahh

"... We're all vampires together,"
... O... K

...Carlisle says. "You're just some kid I bit."
LMFAO!
This is soooooo funny, love it!

"What do you care, you overgrown mosquito?"
LOL!

Hilarious.

I just found this story...I think it is hilarious. Thanks for the good time!

Okay - Peter Frampton made the best remake of Jumping Jack Flash ever. And yeah, that may be it.

So I'm bad at reviewing but then I should have gone to bed an hour ago. I loved that line "she's my mate, you're just some kid I bit" so great. Laughed so hard at that.

The mating thing was so funny. I'm not actually sure I liked Edward. Which is a first. He's a little whiny. But I loved how she doesn't really like him but can't keep her hands off him. And that she loves vampires. Though I guess she was a little disappointed at the lack of fangs or sleeping in coffins. :)

Great story. :)

Alice is serving stinky coffee?

This will be interesting :)

Sorry, I'm bad at reviewing :P

LOL
I like this story

That was a wonderful little tale of Rosalie and Edward in the past. Gave them bonding time and these characters of yours actually seemed to really love each other as family. Cool.
Christy

Funny video store antics. hehehehehehe

They are too funny . . . breaking up the room . . . all the surfaces they did it on . . . knee through the TV.
Christy

I like how she is taking this all in stride. Loved how she slapped Jacob upside the head with her eyes . . . Giving him death glares. Fun.
Christy

Well, that went a lot smoother than expected. When is she going to blow? Too calm.
Christy

Great first vamp sentence . . .
Christy