Yes - after skimming through several of your stories here and checking out your profiles on other sites, I have come to the highly likely conclusion that you ARE indeed a troll.

You need to go out and get a job. You obviously have huge amounts of free time on your hands, to be sitting at a computer spewing out all this hideous crap for shits and giggles. Do something USEFUL for the people of the UK, fill your free time with actual employment, and STOP this nonsense. Enough is enough!