OMG, this is so hilarious and I can see George freaking out about a defective bag of popcorn! But I never expected Orville Reddenbacher to make an appearance, much less become friends with George! Brilliant! And I love that this story only has George in it. Really didn't need the other four to make it work!

what the fuck man.

You are a douchbag.

Wut.

Tears streaming down my face