Umm... actually, this is in the wrong category. The TV show "The Avengers" is about some bloke with a derby and umbrella and a hot chick in leather trousers. This story is about the superheroes that totally rule. Wouldn't it only take about 10 seconds to change the category and silence all the haters...

I very much like you. Like...words do not describe how much I love your 'fuck you' message to the world. *glomps* I love people like you!

I didn't think it was wrong having it here. At least you posted it. Thanks, because it was funny.

Well, I think the first chapter was really cute and I surely would like more of it. Also, fuck the haters.
Will you be posting elsewhere?

Don't listen to them mate. They're just jealous that you could actually write a good story, and want to bring you down to their level. And, why the hell does the category even matter? Seriously? They're offended by THAT?

The movie/Avengers category most certainly did exist when you posted this; it has hundreds of stories in it with publication dates earlier than March 2012; the earliest is August 2011. And comics/Avengers is even older than that. Since I posted my review pointing out you had this story in the wrong category THE WEEK YOU PUBLISHED IT in March 2012 (in fact, it was the first review), you had no excuse for leaving it here. Please, feel free to delete it.
In addition, your repeated use of the "F" word in a K-rated fiction (your obscenity-laced Chapter 2 rant) is a violation of policy. Please change the rating to "M" to protect any sensitive eyes.

It isn't necessarily in the wrong section. If this one has Peter Parker in it, as the summary says, it is actually not quite following the movie, so why wouldn't this be the right section? I'm very glad you aren't deleting this story, though I wish you hadn't used swear words to say so. Anyway, I hope you'll update soon, I'll be looking forward to it!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I've been waiting with baited breath for this second chapter and its an author's note saying that you're going to delete it! Please, please, please don't delete it.

Can you not read? This is "THE AVENGERS" - John Steed, Cathy Gale, Emma Peel, Tara King, Mike Gambit & Purdey! Check before you post!

Aww, so cute! Please continue this!

This story is in the wrong category. It should be in comics/Avengers or movie/Avengers, not tv/Avengers. The TV Avengers are John Steed, Emma Peel, Tara King, Cathy Gale, Mike Gambit, Purdey, etc. from the 1960's and 70's television shows "The Avengers" and "The New Avengers". If you go to "Manage Stories" on your account, you can change it to the right category.

This is wonderful. Just thought you should know.

This. Is. BRILLIANT! You do not know how much I was laughing at this! This was too awesome.

More, more, more! Don't give up on such a cute story!

That was so...cute... and funny. One thing after another worked well. I like everything but my favorite was Thor and Loki. Giving a cookie and giving back a hug was adorable and poigant and Coulson's response made it all the better.