After this, "Fig Trees and Fertilizer" was inevitable.

...Pfffft, that was hilarious. Ahaha, Rin got hit with a book.

-giggles- Oh...this feels like something that TOTALLY could have been in canon. Definitely Shiro, definitely Yukio and definitely Rin.

-hands over platter- Magic cupcakes for you!

If I would have had a pastor like that, I wouldn't have brought reading materials and/or homework to mass. The only highlights I had was the music. Keep up the good work, dark

Short and sweet and hilariously in character. If this were Youtube, I would totally subscribe to you and all your awesome Blue Exorcist fics.

This was awesome! I wish all the sermons I've been to had been given by somebody like Fujimoto. Honestly, the dullness of some priests is annoying.

Anyway, though short, it was an amazing read.

Lol this is great! I love blue exorcist and I can see rin doing that.

I'm not really christian, but what few verses I know came from godspell. And that one right there did too ;)

*cracks up, helmets* Maybe Rin should get a helmet, but then Shiro would just think of something else. I doubt Rin wants to wake up doused in holy water. Anyways, yes, just dropping by to say that I *still* find this hilarious and brilliant!

Well hell. I would have changed denominations to hear Shiro's sermons. After having kook after kook at my old church, hearing someone with some sense would be awesome.

Anyways, this was a very amusing short fic on a subject rarely touched upon in fandom and canon: Shiro's duties as a priest. It's pretty dedicated to the canon, with Shiro switching between commentary and the text.

Did Rin and Yukio ever have to do sermon reports? Because it would make me snicker if Yukio ended up helping Rin and Shiro found out.

Thanks! Was short, but succinct and well-written.

If Shiro had been the priest, yes, I would wear a helmet too. And make sure I never, ever fall asleep at his sermons. Good job! This was hilarious. And typically Rin-ish for sleeping!

Buhahahaha! GOAL! Shirou scares the hell at of me. (exorcist pun intended) Nice little one-shot thanks

Tarry a while. Thou art so fair. Wild-Tama