Very well done.

Good grief, Snape has a truly wretched, but highly amusing family. This is a funny story. I particularly liked the line "Sevvie's little hissy fits." Poor Snape.

Hahahaha.

YAY! YOU SPARED ALAN! OH THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!

Alan Ri...ALAN RICKMAN! OH MY GOSH! I'M AN ALAN RICKMAN FAN! PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM!
(looks at mom)MOM!THEY'RE GONNA KILL ALAN RICKMAN!
Mom:NO!
Me:NO!

IF THEY SACRIFICE HIM I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND CAUSE FATAL INJURIES WITHOUT A MOMENT'S HESITATION!!

Wow, that's a good last line! I think I snorted from laughing! I cannot wait for you to write more of this story. I've read some of your others like "When in Rome" and I really like the Snape-McGonagall interaction - they're hilarious! Please update really soon and keep writing! P.S. I also liked your "Black Ink, White Paper" Holmes+Watson story a lot and hope you will consider writing more of that genre, PLEASE!

"Off you go then Harry"! Wow! That is perfect Dumbledore! I swear I reviewed this fic before... but I guess I didn't. I love Alan Rickman-Snape and the Sackville-Snapes are a stroke of genius. PLEASE update this and "A Case of Identity" soon!

"Off you go then, Harry."
Heh. I'm amused. Potter, the sacrifical lamb once again. I can't wait to read the rest of this, or "The Lyrics to your tune". You DID say you'd continue. This is incredibly amusing.

poor harry! its always up to him. but then, he is the griffindor of griffindors, rush in first, think later ;-) (oh dear im so ravenclaw...)
nice to see draco thoroughly cornered (though i cant think of anyone less demanding the name helena than this helena! was that deliberate?). im not so sure hermione wants to be rescued...this will be fun to see.
v. cool.

c'mon UPDATE please UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE PLEASE

ROTFLMAO: "Off you go then, Harry."
I hope you continue this at some point. I've been reading some of your other stuff, too, and I have to say I haven't laughed so much in months!

Lovely! All Snape's relatives are great fun!Nicholas Sackville-Snape is a bad person ;-) The teachers' "strategic retreat" was very amusing.
Dumbledore's line "Off you go then, Harry" is also very fitting :-)

Please do continue this...

This review box looks odd. I hope it's going to work...

Thanks for updating this story! Poor Hermione is going to have a starring role in "I Was A Teenage Vampire Bride?" As Neville put it so eloquently... "Urgh."

Dumbledore's "Off you go then, Harry." was hilarious!

*giggliong like mad* An Alan Rickman-Snape! I ALWAYS WONDERED IF THEY WERE RELATED *GIGGLING EVEN MORE*!

They're not going to kill anyone then? Oh good. I love this. It's nice reading about someone whose family is even more horrific than mine.

Everytime I read Sackville-Snapes, I think of Lobelia Sackville-Baggins.