Oh my Edward is such a loser and I can't believe Jasper went back to crazy.

Edward needs mental help.. He's a bit sick.

wow.. Just all the men in her life are kinda wacked!

Yeah.. um the Cullens are batshit crazy.

wow.. the Cullens are so messed up!

Bwhahahaha mold or mucus... Love it!

Ooh! I like when Jessica is a nice person.. She can't be a bitch all the time!

Sounds like she's having the worst time ever! I'm Gayle Whitlock on FB! checking out your fic!

Great story! Thanks for writing!

Poor Bella has a lot of baggage left over from Edward. I hope she can get through it and heal. Looks like Jasper may just help her along her way!

It looks like Jasper may honestly like Bella. I guess we'll see how long it lasts (since I know he's not the final guy, lol). Loved Irina and Tanya and their love for the Chief. I can see Tom Selleck. And these Cullen's are just as messed up as your Fairy Tale ones! But I'm interested to see where this all goes :)

Angela and her jar are just too much! Thank goodness Jess is there as a buffer! hehe And Edward is a douche and a half bringing those chicks with him. Why did they think Esme invited them?! I hope that Jasper and Bella still have a decent time after this.

Well, Edward is a complete ass. And that dream is frightening! LOL

Hmmm, is Jasper trying to get a point across to the Cullens or does he really like Bella? And I love Charlie taking care of his little girl like that.

Uh oh, Mommy's coming! And I'm laughing over your chapter titles and rage against sparkly vampires. lol