That was excellent! Since I'm late reading this, I'm assuming there has already been some begging so I don't have to!

Love that quote for the Book of Ruth! The Old Testament's pretty steamy when you think about it, a fair amount of action went down in the tent that night! And don't get me started on Judah and Tamar.

Awwwww I really liked this.. I would be really happy if you added more! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! lol

Hi! It's Mia74 from the glee forun and I just wanted to tell you how much I adore your writing. Please, please give us more.

i love the tweets thing. and of course shue would argue next to rachel over a solo. i like when roz and sue cut that bitch ass hoe off the squad. sam made a good point when he said that nobody blinks an eye when its a black man and white woman, but when a white man wants a black woman, all hell breaks loose. such a double standard.

yup, i'm back for more b/c i felt the need to share (or really abuse the copy/paste) to better express all of the awesomeness in the oneshot.

Let the abuse (or gushing...) begin:

Your sue is perfect. just endless zingers and hard truths written in flawless fanfic perfection. She should be bronzed and turned into an award she’s just that good.

“but by the fact that everyone around them seemed to feel that some kind of order was restored. He was single, and Mercedes was once again shuttled to the background.” GIRL PREACH…ain’t that the truth tho! At least they are ALL at booty camp and sue is basically in charge. She’s a winner and IMHO, schuester is still a twat.

“it's all about history. If you hadn't gotten here and immediately latched onto Barbie and then Theresa, no one would have said anything. If you'd gotten here and went after Mercedes-yeah, I know her actual name- back then, the way you went after her this year, then everyone would have just chocked it up to you being one of those southern white boys with a thing for black girls.” YEAH I actually KNOW HER NAME! sue cares and she may be prickly, but she’s fixed more issues in the club in the 4 or so episodes that she’s been running the joint than schue has in almost all 3 seasons. It had to be addressed tho, how sam got all sorts of inappropriately caught up with Quinn-bot and then went for the pityride on Satan. In my head he’s been looking since RD/MH…but one darn double slushie and a ‘I feel like one of those blue people from Avatar’ later and he’s dating someone who looks like his evil twin sister. (but I like evil Quinn, she’s at least interesting.)

“all that and a bag of chips” old school and I love it, and I must admit, I still think it from time to time…

“Jones probably decided that you love her despite how she looks.” This line, THIS LINE…this entire paragraph really, but that line right there crystallized it all for me. DESPITE. Oh that word. Hurts my heart, but I feel like it is the gospel truth.

Yeah, sam was given a 10 course meal for thought. Thank you sue, your job here is done (for now...)

I love how you gave tina more dialogue in this oneshot than she's gotten all season. (that is funny in a sad 'you’re not supposed to laugh' kinda way.) and I am so glad that kurt finally is back by his diva’s side. (them twitter account names were hi-frickin-larious too.)

And so were the tweets. They were sweet, salty, spicy, and just screamed “I love everything about you and the way you look and you are perfection and did I mention that I love you and I have to make sure that the entire world know it? Did i? because it’s true…” (I am choosing to ignore the implication that he did it with some random he met while stripping…#ignoringit).

Moving onnnn….”Sue Sylvester's voice called out from where she had stood 'overhearing' the conversation between the lumpy glee kids she was trying to whip into shape” okay, just that sentence in and of itself was MASTERFUL. I can totally see sue and hear the insults rattling around in her head as she tries to get the gleeks to stop lurching around the stage like zombies in a wanna be thriller remake. I am literally rolling in the glow right now. THIS ONESHOT…:) Ha, take that cheerio-hoe.

THIS NEXT BIT IS JUST MY EVERYTHING: No if you cheated on anybody, you cheated on the Kentucky Fried Stripper with Caterpillar face. But again, that wasn't even cheating because you didn't do anything with him. God, I wish you'd just grow a spine and admit that you're scared. You are scared that he'll have to leave again…and you were scared that he was only with you because you and he have great conversations or what every bupkiss was going through your head, but every other person around the two of you could see that he looked at you like the sun rose and set out of that humongous backside of yours. If eyes shot sperm, you would be the next octomom." FOR TRUTH, I told somebody that I thought sam was sue’s baby-daddy with them searing green eyesex cannons that he keeps lobbing around. *giggles* that’s just wrong I know, but damn if I still believe it! And of course, this explains perfectly why Mercedes isn’t sure about getting back with sam. THIS IS NOW MY CANON. I won’t let rib take it away from me.

However my FAVORITE line is this: He's been moping around the school like someone shot his dog, poured sugar in his gas tank and leveled his house of worship, all because you can't get over your own fear to see that you are breaking two hearts. Because I know that there are 3 things that you just can mess with if your man is from the south…his dog, his truck, and his religion. GIRL, for this line alone I could kiss you (and I’m not ashamed to say it either!) MERCEDES needs to go and GET HER MAN!

Kurt needed to drag his fabulously dressed ass into a GOOD apology. I know we essentially have our kurtcedes back, but I wish they had addressed the whole ‘sorry I got Rachel-napped’ thing when they did it. I actually care about how they patched things up (and I can think of about 20 Wemma or Finchel scenes that could have been cut to show it too!)

TMI Kurt, just TMI. Puttin sam’s business out there like that. *blushesssssss*

And then I rolled away on a big fluffy cloud of samcedes hugs, kisses, sweet words and more kisses (and a possible erection…b/c well, you know how you do!)

:)

so i haven't read a new new story in ages and i missed this one (among about amillion others, but...i'm trying to get backinto it)

can i just say that i loved it? like every single damn word of it.

JUST flawless PERFECTION. (and i don't hand that one out like candy. i totally mean it. this was so good i've already read it 3 times)

no way around it, you can be really angsty in your writing, but this was different. I feel your issue with the comment from sue, but how you addressed it as the story unfolded was really smart. (and i kinda love it when fics fix stuff that made no sense in canon...which at this point is just about everything).

I mean every single thing that sue had to say, that roz had to say...that they all had to say was just RIGHT on the money and perfectly in character.

From the very beginning i started to smile and i think my face cracked with my stupid cheesy smile by the end. and how you explained mercedes' feelings (and why she is still dragging her feet...) WAS the best.

Dare i say it, this story was light, funny, and...wait for it...kinda FLUFFY, but still annikay. but it's the 'so fluffy', in such a CLEVER and unexpected way that has me completely gobsmacked. i am loving the fluffy side (and the peek into canon too!)

I, oh my goodness, i really am at a loss for words over how much i liked this. you got me all whipped up again about how great and cute and awesome sam and mercedes are together and it was so nice and sweet and just a tad naughty.

i loved loved loved loved loved this little look at what happend after the gleever ended (as if the cameras just kept rolling.)

Of course i really wish that i had read this before i got all depressed from that horrible double episode. but in a way, i'm not all that sad about it, because this oneshot TOTALLY makes me feel so much better about it all.

i don't think they'll ever get it right on the show, and now with just one episode left, they don't have to. luckily we have stories like this to make it right.

Thanks for this, it really is one of the nicest things i've read in a while.

3 a total stranger :)*teehee*

Great story and very well delivered. I'd be interested in the M version!

plrrrrrssssseeeee let it out! lol

O just loved this, it was super sweet

*Begs* Please Anni please for the M version.

Ohmigod Ohmigod! Between Coach Sue and Coach Roz and the damn twitter topic with the tweets, lolololol Sam is so fucking sprung I cannot deal. Mercedes betta get her some lovin' mmhmm. This was so perfect, I'm gonna re-read this again and again.

I definitely think you should do the rated m version as well because this story was amazing and I would like to see what happens next.

Oh my goodness! I LOVED this story. From Sue's speech to Sam and Roz's speech to Mercedes. Even Tina calling Kurt out for dropping Mercedes. Putting this on my favorites of all time!

Remember when you posted the M rated version of this and made everyone happy? Oh right, it ain't happened yet. Do I have to beg...cause I maybe a little! PLEASE!

This says everything that Glee just wont for whatever reason. I swear writers need to read the fiction around here. Y'all do it better than they ever did.