THEY STOLE RUSSIA'S VODKA! :O
*fumes* NO THEY ARE NOT! TAKE THAT BACK! D:

CONTINUE THIS! XD (though I'm still taking this in as a crack pairing... XD)

-gives you enormous amounts of encouragement-

I dont like it when you're a cock block D: I wanted more smut. Please? -huge puppy dog eyes, pout and whines- pwease?