this was fun, hilarious and very insightful!
Pure Gold!
Please do continue!

Truly excellent stuff!

Oxygen Tonks.. ha ha, I rather like that one actually.

I liked these little interludes about Snape's time at Hogwarts. They were funny and engaging and suspenseful in just the right amount. Great job.

I thoroughly loved every bit of this story. It kept me laughing out loud for much of it, which is a rare accomplishment indeed. Please continue this story - I would love to read more!

More specifically:

The squid was... interesting. And irritating. It was odd how Snape was bound and determined to follow through on his promise to it, especially when the squid probably didn't even remember the promise, but then again, Snape is a man of his word, and in this story seemed to have a sort of love for animals. Odd.

Hooper was pretty awesome. But how the hell does a first/second year manage the things he did, especially apparating and legilimency? That is advanced magic! Must be some kid...

Everyone abused poor Snape. At least, all the teachers. Why does he let himself be bullied like that? I'm not saying I didn't like it, because watching him be forced into all the things he was was certainly entertaining, but it rang of unfairness. :)

Anyway, I can't think of anything else to say at this moment. Jampacked full of action and a very interesting read indeed. Again, please continue.

I throughly enjoyed this story with all it's humor. Thank you so much for giving such great snarky lines to Severus and Minerva. It was also nice to see Tonks have a crush on Severus and laugh over him not knowing what to do about it. Very enjoyable and kept me laughing.

This is really good! I'm glad I found it. Please write more of this story. :)

Aww, that was a cute ending.

Ofc Slytherin will win the next house cup, yay!

And Snape healing baby whale was cute too.

Hooper is really fun, lol.

I am pleased that the giant squid got the girl - at least for a while, it would have been rather unfair, after all, it not.

Shame that even the squid got more luck in that respect than poor Snape.

Anyway, love your stories!

And I am still looking for a Snape happy-ending, you know ... ;)

I didn't like this year (love the story itself, just didn't like how Severus was treated). Prior to Harry joining Hogwarts in '91 Slytherin had won the House Cup for the previous 7 years.

So I guess this is going to be another change? There are only 6 years left before Harry starts at Hogwarts after all.

I like Tonks as a 'Puff. It fits. Personally I think Rowling gets stoned before her interviews, and then afterwards watches the video and giggles: "I said *what*? Really?"

Ha, another fun chapter!

What would they all do without Snape's muggle survival knowhow?

So, a Russian spy, after all? And Snape must feel like Doctor Who now, lol.

A shame that nobody will recall his heroics in the years to come ...

I am wondering, will the giant squid get a girlfriend, though? Imagine his disappointment if not ;)

Typical. Everything breaks as soon as the warranty expires.

How is it that Snape has not yet poisoned Dumbledore?

Hes too good natured by far.

"You're sweet to be concerned, Severus," said McGonagall…

I think Severus showed self-control bordering on the superhuman not to have slapped Minerva’s face. Hard.

Come on, Sev, it was obvious from the moment Prof Liri said her children would have to “follow” her that she’s a selkie, and her children will follow her back to the sea as soon as she recovers her sealskin from wherever her husband has hidden it.