This is awsome! I hope you contenue with it.

These were my favourites... :)

315. Do not reenact an episode of "Lost in Space" by getting lost in space.
322. Can't you people go a week without getting into a near disaster situation?

323. "Biology" is not a good enough reason to alter your course, especially if you aren't Klingon.
325. "The alien entity that feeds off negative emotions made me do it" is not a good excuse.

326. You all have questionable sanity, all of you.

"Unusually erect bananas," that one made me laugh :)
Keep writing!

...like bad romance novels?
Why bad? I belive them really good )))))

306a. No, you may not have a cookie.
306b. Why not?

#307: Starfleet, those aren't being altered... That's just Kirk...
I want to know... What happened on the Klingon homeworld with bacon and toilet paper?
This is an amazing chapter. Seriously. this is just... Just amazing. Serioiusly, this has become my favorite chapter out of any fic I've ever read. I'm going to try to favorite this again.
New threat! THE WRATH OF THE POTATOES SHALL BE UPON YOU

I doubt Chekhov could ever let anyone to call him "Pav" without giving lectures. ))) "Pasha" is the right version. "Pavlik" perhaps. But not "Pav".

cheerleading squad... I want to see it. Or at least to read about one.

LOL: laugh out loud, logic over lunacy, lunacy over logic. I prefer the first and third. :D

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLzzzzzz! Über funny!

Hey
I really like your rules and the way youre doing this. So funny!
But you made a mistake in your A/N, you already did 300 rules, you just counted wrong since the end of chapter 8

More! I love this, I was trying so hard not to laugh hysterically at 3 AM while reading these!

Yes! Another chapther! And a brilliant idea for it, too!
This had me laughing so hard, especially the last line.

Is it bad that I just said the "All hands, battle stations," as a knock-knock joke out loud? I also started laughing hysterically. This is awesome :)

JTK184: Speculation about an alternate universe where Spock is a woman is to end immediately.

PC- :D

JTK- I'll kill you.

PC- Death threats are against the rules, remember.

All I can say is LOL