weeney: YOU KEEP YOUR FILTHY OLD HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER!

Turpin: What?

Sweeney: Um… I said… uh… do you want some water?
I freaking laughed so hard at that.

AND,
"That's absurd...you're absurd!" Amazing! :D

This was pretty damn funny. I hope you will do another parody sometime! Nice work :D

Loving the part with A very Potter musical, I totally caught that part without even reading the disclaimer at first!

Turpin: Johanna elope with you? That's absurd!

Anthony: YOU'RE ABSURD!

Turpin: What? That's absurd!

The teacher was sick. So I derped around for a half hour and came back. Seriously - this was awesome. I wish my school would do Sweeney Todd... I suppose if I start begging now there might be a chance... But, damn. This was a parody of fine quality. One of my all time favourites. I just wanted to thank you for sharing this.

My Gawd. I love this. So much. I'm actually sad I have to go do parkour because I can't read the second chapter. And I've been looking forward to parkour all week. Seriously. This is so amazing.

Mrs. Lovett: What did you do with Pirelli?

Sweeney: Well… let's just say he's in a better place now.

Mrs. Lovett: You took him to Disneyland? And you wouldn't take me? You bastard!

Oh god, what is this, I don't even...

WOW, this is actually really good! It's so funny, THIS IS THE MUSICAL WHERE EVERYONE DIES!

:)