I kinda liked that scene when Juan was talking to his penis. I mean, they were old friends weren't they? He loved his dick more than anything or anyone else.

Oh Alfonse was amazing. I was so sad when he died that horrible death from that disturbing rectal-probe thing.

I think Savonarola was deep in the closet myself.

Micheletto's masochistic kink is pretty funny on here.

I love this! Hurry up and update!

Write more of these funny things or I'll get Cesare to blow you up!

INSAINLY FUNNY KEEP ON WRITING

OMG I literally laughed through the whole thing. Amazing!

I should just like to add that the Catholic encyclopedia is actually more positive about Rodrigo Borgia than it is Della Rovere...

:3 I love this fic. Write moars. It's funny...there's an absence of funny around this fandom. You bring awesome funnies. :) thank you.

lol.

Hilarious. Lol hilarious. complete foolishness, and I want the bad ass cardinal in leather for my self. So go eat cake.

Loved this. It's wholly out of character but a fun read. More!

It was hillarious!

I love just everything, but the 'unicorn comment' made me almost choke, because that's exactly what my History professor says.

Also - Michealetto and Cesare are the best, but Guilia and her Leg are so absurd that I think I declare the tie between both couples.

I hope there would be more soon.

Miccy is totally the expert at torture. Cesare, you may be his dom but he's the one who knows how to make a man scream.

Erm, anyways...

So, you've got an amusing idea here. Lord knows these people need therapy and having Burchard provide it is a stroke of genius.

I think you could have a very funny fic if you gave each character an individual session with Burchard. Letting his wimpy personality bounce off some of the more devious characters would provide some good comedic moments and one-liners. You could also get in the 'reasons' that drove them to seek the help they so desperately need. For example, it could come out that Miccy wants a honeymoon, but Cesare keeps it putting off in favor of 'let's kidnap Lu's husband and not kill him. Seriously, who doesn't kill the people they kidnap? She even asked why we left him alive and I said, 'see, your sister knows whats up' and he repeated the line about some things shouldn't be easy. All I want is a weekend in a dungeon in Venice!'

Cesare, otoh, just wants non-crazy sex. 'I was okay with the whip, but then he brought in the eunuch and the candlestick and I'm not sure what to do with either of those.'

You could always go for couple's therapy. Rodrigo and Giulia would be hilarious. "You're kissed our daughter and Vittoria. We are beginning to wonder who else you have kissed.'

"It's only a matter of time before Vanozza and I..."

Doing this will give each character a chance to shine and explain the 'real' reasons behind their psychopathy.

Looking forward to more!

You are a genius. The smile is stuck on my face, now. I don't even know if I will be able to take my favorite corrupted family seriously now. I picture them on a big couch, Burchard being the shrink.. Weird, but so funny. My favorite part is when Michelotto and Cesare tease each other about the whipping. Oh no, sorry, THIS is the best part:

Charles: WE'RE UGLY AND WE KNOW IT! x)

I must admit that I didn't like your frenzy about the unicorns, lollipops and all that stuff. But the rest totally pleased me.

Please post a sequel, I need to laugh these days and you've proved very efficient in that matter :)