Love your Benvolio/Mercutio exchanges.

That. Was. Great! Mercutio is so funny! He honestly reminds me of Sirius Black in his younger years :)

HAHAHAHA! That was absolutely hilarious! Oh, Mercutio, that was exactly something he would do. I loved the ending with Romeo and Juliet themselves. I wonder how Benvolio's going to get out of taking Mercutio on dates, lol.

My only complaint is...damn, you wrote this sort of thing before I could!

Ha! Poor 'Volio... Mercutio is the best troll! And that bit with Romeo and Juliette at the end was adorable as well. :)