This is funny, that is all I have to say.

My sides! My freakin' sides! They hurt!
Oh man, that's beautiful! I love it! Well done! I don't really see the differences in the quarians either, besides gender of course. Also, I don't blame Shepard. Tali has an awesome ass. Who the hell would not pinch it!?
Anyway, well done! I love it! Can't wait for more!

Well, I nearly did myself laughing, so there's that. The description of dream-Garrel was the highlight, I think.

hehehehehahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhaaah! ohhh god hehhehehehhahahahaah!

cough cough couhh cough.. uherr cough.

sorryarghh stupid mucus.

cough, err alright back to what i was gonna say before i just couldn't hold the laughter in anymore.

hehheheeh, i totally can heh i can entirely see where Shepard is coming from as far as Quarian Hips are concernedh ahhahah! my gods, but they really are the best heheheheh.

i think this chapter was great, maybe not as epic as the previous two but still pretty awesome. i think it was great work, keep it up. hehehehheheeeeh, reminds me of of the Mess Perfect parody comics

Alright, that was pretty awesome.

You probably aren't active anymore, but I wanted you to know I genuinely enjoyed reading your work. It wasn't always as polished as it might have been, but I can honestly say I haven't laughed aloud over a story in a long while...lol Thresher shouts!
Here's to you.

*hyperventilating* OH GAWDS. I- *in hysterics* The crap Commander Sheepie and gang had to go through everyday LOL!

I want to know how to play The Floor is Lava O_O''' LMFAO. I didn't read the summary that well. I was eating when I was reading this. I choked laughing XD! Awesome work as always!

Shepard! Shepard! Shepard!

Thresher-born... Priceless...

hehehheheheeeh ohhh gods... hahahahahahahahhahaa RELEASE THE KRAKEN! HAHAHHAAAH

ohh i can only imaGINE! what the fuck that was... hehehhehehehheheeeh it'd be so hilarious... if Shepard were to be put on trial for warcrimes once again, and that would be one of them as well as for framing the ILlusive Man for it, maybe have the Illusive Man himself come up and testify that that Shepard framed him for it, and have this Ross come up and testify that the voice certainly did sound a helluva a lot like SHepar'd and stuff lol!

maybe have him crucified for what he did to that poor batarian bastard. (Does anyone at all actually like those bastards? i can't imagine anyone who would, but people are people... stupid and bunch of cows really when you get right down to it)

heheheeh ohh i cannot WAIT! for your next chapter, please update whenever you can with more awesomeness.

hehehehehahahahahhahahaaah ohh THRESHER SHOUTS! LOL! ohh MY GODD HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAH! OHH JESUS! HEHEHHEEEEH

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAH!

ohh gods bellowww hehehheeeeh gods below... Fuck me out ofa fucing quarterback.. that was FUCKING FANTASTIC!

hehehahhahahahaah ohh i so want to hear what happened with COmmander SHepard and the Citadel water supply.

hehheheeeh ohhh fucking EXCELLANT! Grade A! Shit! this was... Millitary High General Class A Shit.

hehheheheeeh ohhh this is the first time i have ever attributed that sorta thing to a fic, never before hadi done it, but iwas doing it now.

great job, wonderful first chapter... hope the others are just like it hahahahhahaah!

Chp 2

Dark: THREESOME!

Light: *snap-shot photos* How much do you think I'll get if I send these to Fornux?

Chp 1

Dark: Remind me not to give Shep a roofie, I do NOT want to end up as that bartender

Light: That burping power, so powerful; think it'll give everyone an edge if used against the rrapers themselves?

*snorts* *chokes* *aneurysm* *dies*

Both these chapters were extremely hilarious. The first one was quite funny, but when I really lost it was when it got to Thane's reaction.

The highlight of this chapter was the kraken...

Keep up the superlative work!