Jowd: "Good times, good times."
Cabanela: "Then why are we arguuuuuiiiing so much these days?"
"Dunno. Can't really say. By the way, when do you intend on returning my sandwich?"
"Doooooooon't worry, man! It's waiting for ya in the toilet."

Might certainly explain why he's been such a butthead, that Cabanela...
Still a good read. Hope to see more!

Cabanela: You have a loooooooong way to go before you reach 100, baby!
Me: good luck!

I'm surprised this doesn't have any reviews yet! This is a pretty good fanfic that should keep going! Though you could fix your grammar a bit. "You're" is "you are", "your" is possessive, stuff like that. Also, Whenever someone different is speaking, you should start a new paragraph. But other than that, I think you did great!