OH. MY. GOD. Have you no decency? lol. Once again, you have reduced me to a blubbering ball of giggles with your latest drabble. Also, can I say, Leo Johnson...bold choice. No one really gives his character much, in any, attention (which is a real shame, considering he's unintentionally hilarious!). Anyway, the whole, "Is that a slur on my sexuality" thing had me crying. No joke. Job beyond well done. Can't wait for the next drabble masterpiece.

This was really good... I, on the other hand, always LOVED Bernard's accent - it is sooo awesome... Maybe it's because I am from Europe and I understand these accents perfectly, but I've got problems with figuring out what British people say... Or even some Americans with that typical American accent... Ugh! But, I mean, whatever... This was sooo good :) Post more more more... I love Twin Peaks, and I'm so sad there are only 90 stories about Twin Peaks here :( :)

Hahaha! I'm glad you posted this. As someone of French-Canadian descent deeply steeped in the accent of the Quebecois, I always had a problem with Bernard's accent. It sounded so put-on. So this makes me laugh. Thanks!