MY GOD! That TV John has good tastes in men!

I can't help but adore that gorgeous Davina. She/he is so magically delicious.

Everything turned out just fine and dandy.

I imagine that drug store was the most popular one for miles around!

SEXAY!

Jamie's luck sure turned up, eh wot?

Poor TV John. Stuck with cleanin' Hamish's toilet and seeing that cherry-round boy rory for the rest of his days. *tsk* such a fall from glory.