Well I guess I am mildly retarded I like it. I love how you combined it all. And I found your comments to the story hysterical. Very funny.

The only flame I have for you is the hot burning love I feel. Bwahaha I just emailed th link to this to my friend that was so obsessed with the books she blew off Spooky empire to stand in line for ELs autograph... I expect the divorce papers soon

I'm crying with laughter oh my god. 'Anal fisting- That's gonna take some preparing and butter. LOTS of butter.' STOP. omg. Best thing ever.

I cannot stop laughing or peeing myself lol #thatisall

You had fun with this one...lol..yup

Great job!

i laughed so much while reading this. lol your commentary is awesome! :)

OMFG freakin awesome, spat out my beverage while reading it.

Funny, the first time I read MotU, I don't remember it being quite like this. You certainly have a talent for letting your opinions known, lol.

Can't say as I was a fan of this one, bb...but then I loved the Fifty Shades fic. And I'm of a mind to say 'good for you' to EL James (or El Icy as you called her, lol). I even bought the trilogy for my mum. (although, that was JUST to see her face when she realised what she was reading PMSL...cause she has NO idea. I may record that look of utter shock that will be smacked on her face).

I do agree that the editor should've done a whole lot more work with the book before it was published like it was, especially considering the massive bidding war over it after it's popularity in Ebooks...but I really enjoyed the story, sorry, sweetie.

However, this crack of a crack of a crack did make me laugh, especially your comments on the contract, LMAO.

You know I love you, bb, so I hope you don't take this as a flame, cause it really isn't.

Omfg! I giggle-snorted through this whole damn thing! Thank jeebus I wasn't dumb enough to eat or drink anything while reading bc I would've killed my laptop. Thanks for the much needed hysterical laughter and for saying(ish) what some of us are thinking. :-D

Dear Nerdy, you are brill, and I love you.

P.S. I'm a total sub.

OMG what the hell? LMFAO I was reading this in bed while the hubby was trying to sleep I was laughing so hard he actually kicked me out of bed! Oh and you made me hungry :) You are fantastic!

I can't even type for giggling so hard! I don't know when I've had such fun reading a fic. Tits the best 50 crack out there! I FLOVE you so hard right now. Oh and butter, gotta give mad love to the butter! 3

What the hell is this shit? I come back from vacation to this? Lmao. Hate to say it but I love you. This is down right hilarious and ridiculous all in one. Please tell me people really don't write like that? :) keep up the funny.

1. You are Brilliant!

2. I wish I could see the minion's heads exploding over this.

3. what camp did you go to? 0.o

4. Your obsession with butter bothers me.

5. You are FUCKING BRILLIANT!

p.s I wonder if ff . net will pull this review for the use of the word wit G.

JFC people BUY and OOOH AND AHHH THIS SHIT? It is stupid beyond anything.

At least your comments made if entertaining. It made me laugh and I wasn't even drunk!

The way the dialogue was set up was annoying as fuck.

Who gives a rat's ass about all the glass and steel.

As a beta, my brain was about to 'slode. Blond to blonde, all the repetition and shit... UGH.

BWAHAHAHAHA the sex interlude to reading the contract. LOL! So much better than reading the terms and conditions...BORINGGGGGGG - sure as hell takes the fun outta smexin'

My brain hurts now. Ay-yi-yi