Reads like a real Simon and Simon episode.

"Oh, don't worry. I guarantee you, it's a lot safer than other alternatives."

"Ha! Isn't that what the engineer of Hindenburg said?"

LOL!

That was absolutely fantastic! Very well written, with top-notch characterization, and I felt like I was watching an episode, thank you.

There were a lot of great lines, but this one really stands out: "He thinks Calvinism is a collection of quotes from Calvin and Hobbes."

It was a great story, real fun to read. Thanks for posting it!

Mostly Long Island, occasionally Lawn Guyland. The airport is definitely LaGwardia!

You wrote such a great story! I have finished the whole thing and feel like I have had a great visit with the guys. I thought your characters were perfect and the solution to their problem very ingenious and particularly Rick-like. I will be eagerly awaiting your next story.

Great first chapter I can't wait to read the rest. I am always excited to see a new Simon and Simon story. They will always be my very, very favorites! Thanks so much for sharing your story. Now I need to get to reading the rest.