i want more ! make this a full story

Wait.
What.

WICKED! Dude, u have got 2 B kidding me. This is so awesomely, insanely, awesomely awesome. 'Statement concidered incorrect.'

Me: Shaddup mr. spellcheck! I farted in ur general directiion, so let me get back to this story-like review!

'Statement incorrect: "directiion, to direction"'

(deep in space) Uh, am i supposed to break there? does that count for breakage?

Me:U can shaddup 2 mr. 4th wall!

:-{}

... Just... Wow...

That really caught me off guard.