Reviews for The Baby Carriage
IronAmerica 5/14/13 . chapter 8
So, finally getting around to reviewing this. Sorry for the wait.

Rollo. you are a moron. Seriously. Just... *sighs* Oy. But at least Jamie isn't going to kill him. And she has a point about adopting. But mostly, Rollo, she just wants to get married. (He's still a bit of an idiot.) Jamie seems less than thrilled with the prospect of her father and fiance meeting. Of course, given who her father *is*, I can understand.

Good for you, Chess. Looks like he *does* have a sense of self-preservation after all... :P

Heart-to-hearts in that family must be incredibly strange... But hey, as long as Deveraux isn't trying to kill anyone and Jamie is able to make jokes about insanity, it's all good.

Rollo is going to regret talking to Max... :P And I'm sure Gaylord wasn't convinced because Jamie's threats of using his real name have basically worn off by now. But at least Raia is happy. :)

I'm sure that both of his parents are delighted to have him, though. Despite the all-nighters they pull. :P *cuddles Pete Jr* and Peter the elder is also adorable. Jamie's ideas are almost as scary as her father's... *shivers*

Although at least the wedding went well. :) And ballet flats are much more comfortable than heels. Plus, the height difference the heels would have given Jamie is just...not of the good, entirely.

Max as an officiant... Well, at least the speech was funny. Nothing exploded. No one died. There was no snake wine present. I think it all worked out. :)

It's okay that you borrowed him. :) He's fun.

Lovely chapter. No quibbles.

-IA
IronAmerica 3/6/13 . chapter 7
Seeing this updated is always awesome. Especially when there is snow outside. Stupid snowpocalypse.

Oh Peter. You should have known this was happening at some point. :P But hey, at least you've got advanced (even if it's limited) warning.

And Vince. And his mask. And that conversation. *snickers* That is too cute. Truly. Ah domestic bliss. How beautiful it is. :P

If they don't keep the secrets, of course, Chess can always kill them.

Peter has a point there, Jamie. And so does she. Of course, Peter's point is better. Orwell, if this shows up on your blog, Chess may be paying you a visit. Family or no, he's got a spare right now. So... Yeah. Um. Don't. Please.

Well, at least she's funny on occasion.

And Deveraux's going to hurt someone. Really. But at least he's sweet. Most of the time. Peter... Um. Just so you know. Vince will kill you. Because you pulled that on him. Yeah. So.

Awwwwwwah. It ends on a fluffy note! *flails* It's adorable! *flails madly*

Awww. Poor Portman. If you knew, though... Heh. Well that wouldn't work out too well. :\ So. Yeah.

Lovely chapter, in so many ways. :D

-IA
Orwell is watching-xoxo 3/6/13 . chapter 7
Nice chapter! The beginning was cute. And I feel for Rebecca in the labor process. At least it only went on for ten hours. Coulda been worse. *shudders*

Pete sounds irresistable! :) Definitely if he has Vince's eyes...

The last scene was sweet, I'll give ya that.

No quibbles. :)

-Orwell
IronAmerica 1/23/13 . chapter 6
Ahhhhhh, the joy of finishing a paper. This story is a good reward for that, right? :D

Peter would pay well for those photos... :P *snickers* Of course, the tabloids may already have some of those pictures. Bad Jake. No. Put those away. *gives him a thumbs-up behind Vince's back* And of course Hartman would set something on fire. :P

Peter should know not to be surprised around Deveraux anymore. Immortal, magician, claims to be immortal, and has given birth more than once/looks forward to having children? Of course Peter's still surprised. *sighs* And Chess doesn't seem to be the type to like kids, does he?

And boy does my mom have things to say about that... But hey, at least Rebecca and Jamie are getting along, right? You know, *without* killing each other. Yet. Mostly. Thing... And what, might I ask, is wrong with neon colors?

Vince, you have to admit: Peter *does* have a point there... *sighs* I'd personally just go with Ian, or name the kid after one/all of the Jackals. :D Heh. Or not...

Awwwww... :( *hugs Peter and Vince* Poor things. But at least their fight wasn't too serious. (There's no body count attached to this fight.)

And at least they made up in the end. Mushily and adorably.

If they didn't, they need their powers of Google Fu checked.

Lovely chapter. No quibbles.

-IA
Orwell is watching-xoxo 1/22/13 . chapter 6
O.o Am I gonna get my Ian/Jamie in this? 'Cause that would be spectacular. Relationships come and go, you know. :P

Jamie and Rebecca's scene was hilarious. Poor Orwell, stuck with babysitting. Or is it Immortalsitting? Either way... *snickers*

And poor Vince and Peter. *huggles them* At least they made up by the end of the chapter. *chews nails*

Great chapter, looking forward to more!

-Orwell
IronAmerica 1/13/13 . chapter 5
*glee; dies of excitement* You have no idea how happy I was to see this in my inbox when I got up! *bounces around the room in excitement*

I find it hard to believe that Jamie isn't awake at five in the morning, although I suppose she could go to sleep at a decent time like normal people when she isn't trying to destroy her father's life... *shrugs* On that note, she's going to slaughter Rollo for a good number of things, including blabbing and waking her up to tell her that Vince is calling.

Oh. He got her coffee. Nevermind. Rollo will continue living for another day... :P And Vince may just die from trying to figure out just where his life went upside down. (Now I want to see what playdates between Elaine and the Pence baby will be like... *snickers*)

Awwww. Poor Vince. Did you not want to see your best buddies in the whole world? *cracks up; dies laughing* I adore the Jackals. They're fun. Vince may have to kill them though...after the drunkeness and the hangover wear off... :P

I love this story. And the Jackals. And all of this. and the feels. *dies* (Also, Hartman's analysis. :D *glee*)

No quibbles, really. :)

-IA
Orwell is watching-xoxo 1/12/13 . chapter 5
Hey, finally an update!

Glad we dicussed the Jamie/Rollo issue. I feel tons better now! :D

Oh Vince, you can't pass up the Jackals. They will find a way to make yur life a living hell because of it, lol. Nice to see them, of course!

Looking forward to more of this, and to see what Peter and Vince's baby will be. :)

-Orwell
Orwell is watching-xoxo 9/28/12 . chapter 4
Dana's sister Elaine Middleton, of course! :D (I still need to write that fic, don't I?)

Very cute chapter. Vince is a sweetie towards Rebecca. :) And also to Chess, incidentally. *snickers*

And oh boy, Orwell's gonna kill Rollo when she gets chewed out by Vince for telling that big ol' secret. *shakes head*

Looking forward to more!

-Orwell
IronAmerica 9/28/12 . chapter 4
Omygodomygodomygod! It's an update! There is nothing tha... Hello, Vinnie, David, and James. *grins* (Okay, so it's only in my imagination, but having a poster with 'em counts, right? ...right? Awwww...)

Thank god for reconciliations. Although seeing what Deveraux would do to Peter would have been kinda funny... But hey, that's what nine months of hormones are for! :D Poor, poor Deveraux though... :( *gives him a hug*

Heh heh heh...Poor Jack. *looks at Trip* And seriously? You had to do that to him while he was driving? (Dear god, does Jack know who Deveraux is?) Lol. Of course Jamie would worship her coffee pot. Computers are second only to the Great Coffee Bean. All hail the Great Coffee Bean! :P

Lol. Dana takes everything so calmly. *snickers* Even having a child. This is why she's badass! Nothing phases her! Elaine is a nice name. :3

Poor Rollo. Although Jamie'd better be careful, or she'll lose him. :\ (If she explained that she was trying to prevent Peter from killing him, that might make Rollo feel a bit better...) Yeah. As if that's going to save either of them from Vince... XD

I would like to place a bet on Ruvi getting hurt badly by the end of the story. Perhaps we can set a pregnant Deveraux on him...? :D

Vince is also unphased by everything. Mayhaps Chess needs to take a leaf out of that one chapter of April Fish just to get a rise out of Vince... *evil laughter*

Awwwwah. Vince is so sweet! *coos at the Vince/Chess kiss; ducks and runs for cover from the vigilante*

Lovely chapter. :)

-IA
Orwell is watching-xoxo 9/5/12 . chapter 3
*stares at everyone else* Review, darn it!

Wonderful update. Vince's outbursts were hilarious, and Peter's little romantic lines were quite adorable.

And I feel bad for Rebecca in this. She's gonna feel like she's carrying an unwanted child. *hugs her gently*

*snickers* Trip and Jamie's reactions to this were hilarious. Funny thing about that... last color I put on my nails was purple. :P

Can't wait for the next chapter. :)

-Orwell
IronAmerica 9/5/12 . chapter 3
IT'S BEEN UPDATED! *attack glomps* YAY! :D :D :D :D

*snickers* Now the only question, who's going to kill Peter first, and how long will it take? Of course, it might be Vince. Deveraux would probably film it... :P

Deveraux is silly. :D *hugs him* :) (Although I suppose I should refer to Deveraux as her for the rest of the story... :\ Hm.)

*grins* Chess is always right. :D Even when he points out annoyingly inconvenient things. :p

Peter is just lucky that Vince was so amendable to expanding the family in the first place, or Vince would end up planning a funeral. He also has a point about making Peter being the one to tell the kids-he did make a unilateral decision that sparked this whole thing off in the first place...

Trip and Orwell are so cute. :) And yeah, Jamie does tend to act a bit...a *lot* childish on occasion. Sheesh. And I thought I had problems. (Mostly stemming from not being able to handle boredom, but... *shrugs*)

Poor Vince. *hugs him; tries very hard not to snicker*

Lovely chapter. Don't have any quibbles.

-IA
Orwell is watching-xoxo 7/4/12 . chapter 2
Wooo, an update!

And Peter will soon be dead, after Rebecca gets a hold of him. *sighs* Pregnancy hormones are nothing to joke with, I'm sure.

Poor Vince. :( *hugs him tightly* At least there's hope for him to have another child.

Chess' antics were lovely as always. And it was funny to see Vince loving SyFy movies yay! *curls up with him to watch the movies* :)

Good chapter, looking forward to the next!

-Orwell
IronAmerica 7/4/12 . chapter 2
YAY! IT'S UP! *runs around room screaming and waving arms* WOOOOOO!

Awwww. Poor Vince. *hugs him* And yes, he would be feeling a bit down after learning about that. Jack got what he wanted-more kids. And sadly, Chess does make valid points regarding a lot of things.

Heh. Chess Junior... *snerk* Although...that would actually be kind of cool. Have to keep the innuendo away until said child is at *least* sixteen, maybe seventeen, though. But at least he's offering to help Peter hunt down whoever would be stupid enough to hurt Vince. :)

There's more than one way to get someone drunk, Chess... Not that *I* would know anything about that, of course.

And what, might I ask, is wrong with SyFy monster movies? Vince likes 'em. :) Awww... Poor Vince. He really needs a hug. :(

Heh. Good luck with cutting Deveraux out of his spawn's life. He'd find a way to get in anyways, even if that contract worked. Just to spite Peter. :P

Peter? Unreasonable? Where'd he get a crazy idea like... Oh yeah. *snickers* Deveraux's silly. And always looking to get into Peter's pants... Not that that's a bad thing.

Deveraux's gonna kill Peter for this...

*snickers* Lovely chapter, as always. No quibbles from me. Looking forward to more Chess snark. (And now have the burning desire to find out what Chess' relationship with Deveraux was like... :D)

-IA
IronAmerica 6/18/12 . chapter 1
Holy canoli, you're actually writing this! YAY! *glomps* Thank you! :D :D :D

Quite honestly, that scene is so cute. :) Sadly... *sighs* Oh well. Got to love that man's style, though.

Of course Peter would have that information on hand. Poor Deveraux. Does he always have such a romanticized ideal about marriage? (Although it is sweet.)

*snickers* Poor Deveraux. Peter no longer on the market? *cracks up* And Vince would give up after the fifth or sixth time of trying to kill Deveraux. Maybe... *grins*

It's funny to hear Deveraux giving Peter a lecture on morals. And Peter's rebuttal is funny too. :)

...said the immortal to the sociopath.

*cracks up at Deveraux* No wonder he's pouting! Poor guy. At least he's got something to occupy his time now. :) And he gets to be Rebecca again.

Isn't Deveraux so wonderfully snarky? :) He's also a hoot when he's offended. And...

No, Vince probably has no idea this is happening. It'll be funny to see his face when he finds out, though. :)

Loved the chapter, and *definitely* looking forward to more. :)

Didn't spot any quibbles.

-IA
Orwell is watching-xoxo 6/18/12 . chapter 1
Hey! Nice opening. :)

Deveraux up to his usual tricks again? *snickers* Loved him in TA, and I love him in this too.

The explanation of the cloning bit is pretty cool, 'specially coming from those who didn't watch Superman as religiously as others.

Woo boy. Why do I have a feeling that Vince isn't going to be happy about this?

Thoroughly enjoyed the chapter. Looking forward to the next!

-Orwell