not even apple pie? :o
bah, paperwork. that mad half hour rush to finish brings a certain element of adrenaline to the day
I think you mean it better strokes your ego, SIR
more paperwork for the pile, nice
his rank? interesting
demoted? :o
...I bet it was the miniskirt drawings that did it *nods*
lol. and he's doodling on the papers now xD
slacking off? how could you even ask such a thing Hawkeye? you know he has been xD
lmfao. so I'm kinda sorta right but at least he's drawing miniskirts :3
very desperate. don't think the military is quite that quick at retracting orders they issue
is it a reassignment or even another demotion? court martial?
ouch. I was right. another one...
lmfao. yes, some things are definitely left unanswered, haha
lmfao. you better believe that gun is cocked and ready to fire
ooh, Fullmetal's rank xD
...and also have a much bigger ego :P
it can always get worse
lmao, major bastard xD me likey, ahaha
ouch, even Ed's reminding him of what was lost, lol
dream? he's not going to be crying his eyes out over his lost harem now?
lmfao. he would leave when his dream is accomplished xD
OUCH, traded him for Ed xD
although I'd think Ed might have no clue what to with a harem O_o
lol. I never know what to think with you :P

LOL. Poor Roy. Why am I laughing at his expense? XD

I NEVER thought violation could be so GOOD! 8DDD

And no apple pie? D’: Not to worry, I’m sure Al will let you have some of his, if you help him with his harem predicament for Roy’s treatment. XDDD

I will just say, this had the best ending in the history of endings. Like, there was TOO much epic for me to handle, was LITERALLY laughing my face off. It is also SO funny how you’re like, ‘warning, OCCness, but we ALL know this is the REAL ROY!’
Anyhow, back to the start! 8DD

BRIGADIER GENERAL ROY MUSTANG. OMG. Probably the sexiest thing I’ve ever heard. ((Brigadier General Roy Mustang was calmly sitting in his very large, very comfortable office chair)) HAHAHAHA. I LOVE how we’ve both given him amazing chairs. THE BEST OF MEN MUST HAVE THE BEST OF CHAIRS! 8DDD

Embarrassingly, this sounds a lot like me before a deadline ((It wasn't due for another two hours anyway.)) Ha, ‘yeeeeah, three paragraphs to go? No problem. Let’s check if the fridge has magically restocked itself over the past five minutes.’

Lovelovelove (("Please, call me Brigadier General," he smirked, "it has a much better ring to it.)) It’s SO Roy. Ha, I can just feel Riza’s twinge of annoyance. It must be like working with a child sometimes. XDDDD

Oh. oh oh oh. (("Important notice about my rank?" I bet it's a promotion!)) Of course, I know what’s going to happen, but LOLOLOL. Poor Roy. He’s SO sure he’ll get promoted. Just like that. HA. He’s so optimistic. Or deluded. Probably both. He’s just SO sure of himself I love it. XDDDD

DUH DUH DUHHHHH ((however, what he read made him drop the papers in horror.)) I can just see his face. Aw, and its so pathetic. I feel like giving him a hug. NO NO NO. I feel like making Riza give him a hug. x3

Oh what a lowly lowly Colonel he is.

BUAAHAHA ((Riza sighed. "I don't know, sir. Have you been slacking off?")) She should know, she’s the one who keeps an eye on him. HELL, she DOES his work – he should ask her if SHE’S been slacking off! xD

This damn near killed me btw. (("What? Are they taking back the demotion by chance?" Roy asked her, eyes filling back up with hope. And a desperate hope it was.)) I couldn’t decide whether it was freaking hilarious or adorable. I’m still not. XDD

And Roy becomes more lowly with each passing notice. Omg. xDDDD

HAHAHA and this. just this. (("… Shall persevere… my harem… miniskirts… Riza…")) Yes Riza, perhaps some questions ARE left unanswered. XDDDDD

It’s like Winry’s wrench. ((Roy swore he heard the cocking of a gun. He gulped. "I mean, it's you! How wonderful it is to see you again! What news do you have for me this time? A triple promotion?")) Hahahha, triple promotion my arse. Roy, prepare to meet the rank of Major. Embrace it. Like Alexander.

OMG Alex would have made the most hilarious cameo here. XDD

And then Captain. Even lower than Fullmetal. I can’t believe he’s even still sane. and HA. low, low, lowly. x3 (("Captain… I'm a low, low, lowly Captain now…" he whimpered softly to himself.)) Yes, yes you are Roy. *pats head.* ((Can this get any worse?)) And yes, yes it can, Roy. It CAN always get worse, because we just love to torment you. x3

GREETINGS EDWARD :D

Oh he’s so nasty, I love it. x3 (("Well, well, bastard, I hear you keep getting demoted, what's up with that?" Edward asked, cruelly mocking his superior. "What rank are you at now? Are you a Major Bastard now?"
Mustang put his head on the desk, and mumbled his answer dejectedly.
Ed smirked, and leaned closer to Roy's head. "I'm sorry, but I didn't quite catch that. Could you repeat that?"
Roy released a shaky breath, and tried again. "No… I've been demoted once more after that… I don't even know why or how it happened!"
"Captain eh? Just think of how far away you are from your miniskirt dream now!" Ed cackled evilly, much to Mustang's dismay. )) Ed’s so cruel. xD And Mustang’s too depressed to even do anything about it. xDDD

HAHA ((Where did all those notices go? Was it all just a dream?)) You would hope so, wouldn’t you Roy. XDDD

Yes Roy, run away! ((Mustang's head snapped to attention, eyes wide as saucers. This is just like that dream, that nightmare! I have to get out of here!)) Because, obviously, if you don’t read the memo, the demotion won’t take place, right? Silly Roy. x3

And this. ((As he ran away, she sighed. "But sir… the Fuhrer wrote that notice to you directly… saying that he approved of your miniskirt campaign… You can finally have that harem you always dreamed of!")) It was everything I could have wished for. Hahahahaha. xD THE best way to end, EVER.

AND then you just go one up, and have his harem flock to Ed instead. EVEN MORE WIN.

Anyhow yeah, this was pretty amazing. I’m SO glad you wrote it! :3

– Indie