Killer! I totaly ROFLMAO!

(Roflmao- Rolling on floor laughing my ** off)

Poor Helga. :(

I'm not that familiar with "Allo, Allo", but I honestly enjoyed this story! We need more stories about love potions.

Any takers?

I never expected that pairing :)

In reply to your question, yes I have seen all of 'Allo 'Allo. At the end, they show Bouvion in the present day. René, Edith, Yvette and Mimi are all still at the café. Then a big, expensive car pulls into the square and Gruber and Helga get out. They are married and the Colonel is their chauffer. They find the original of the Fallen Madonna in a statue of René, Yvette and René take it and finally elope.

More here:

http://www.ussenterprise.ndo.co.uk/fic/AA2.html