I really really REALLY REALLY REALLY liked this! :D it's so funny, and I'm curious to see how Drizzt plans to get back to Faerun... Drizzt's reaction at his books scared me. Really bad. Sometimes I don't think about how good it is that Drizzt is a ''good guy''. I also loved how it started out with Drizzt and the young Catti-brie meeting up, because that was one of my favorite parts in the whole series! I was laughing so hard when I thought of Drizzt appearing naked, although I was a little bit embarrassed too. I couldn't help but think of my reaction if Drizzt appeared... (Would calm down only to fangirl my head off...) it reminds me a lot of the "Drizzt goes to College" fic, but it's also really different and I really wanna see where this goes, what Drizzt's plans are... ( and Katie's?) I hope to see it updated again soon!

Kate toootally doesn't want Drizzt going home. Can't say I blame her, really...

Arghhhhhh! Salvatore I'm gonna kill you. A blade named Twinkle, a drow warrior who worships a unicorn, training a seal to retreive an onyx figuring of a panther, etc., etc. You are going DOWN, my friend! DOWN! DOWN! DOWN!

*Pant, pant.* Whew. I sorry about that. I've been going through stages of crazy Salvatore hate hysteria lately. Blame it on the fact that Errtu brought back Wulfgar instead of Zack'nafein(honestly what was he thinking?) but I really need to go tie up Salvatore and force him to watch Dark Crystal until he agrees to at least bring back Zack and kill the stupid barbarian.

Rowling! Salvatore's irritating me again, so I need to read some more Harry Potter. Can you get on that for me please?

:)

I have absolutely no idea what happened there Drizzt, so I can't help you there. However, this seems like a version of the Ink(Heart, Spell, Death) trilogoy. Having read the series, I know exactly how to get you back home. But no peaks at Legacy, Starless Night, Siege of Darkness, etc. You might create a paradox!

Yeah, everyone's just gonna be honky-dorey with a dark elf. Come on...humans don't really deal well with change do they?

*Sigh*. Must be that crack int the fabric of space and time. Unless a hole between parralel worlds opened up again. Just call the Doctor and be done with it already.

I really like this story :) I've laughed like a crazy person at a lot of the little quips and jokes at the price of strange looks from my family . totally worth it! Please continue this wonderful tale :3

Nice update, it was pleasant to read since it's been a while since I last read this story.

Your story was goind so very good. I think Drizzt should continue to explore Earth and even more importantly Tucson, Arizona. I think he may even like a world that lacks an underdark as extensive as that of Abier-Toril's. I mean we don't have continent spanning labrynths of tunnels, caverns, caves, etc. We have mines that are limited to the mountians they're in. We have caves in areas of Kentucky and other states that are limited to their regions. Even parts of the Desert Southwest have lava beds with ancient lava tubes. But all our worlds caverns would not count as the type of world Drizzt grew up in. Our world is more like Abier-Toril's Faerun, Kara-Tur, and Mazticia (Mezticia/ Meztica) only without the deep tunnels and caverns. One piece of equipment he will need is a pair of sunglasses. He should try on what he can get at Wal-Mart first, but Katie should take him to the Mall if there is one in Tucson. If there is and there's a Sunglasses Hut he should get a pair of Oakley Gas Cans. Since Drizzt is in effect an Illegal Immigrant perhaps Katie should help him to get documented somehow so if his stay is longer than expected he can get a job.

Awe I hope you can update soon I love it

I would like to make a tip that I think might help you with this problem. What I find helps me out is, instead of just straight typing it out, start off with writing it out on paper. I am doing this for my current fic, and it has me a good half way through chapter two of my fic. So, perhaps try that out. I wish you luck!

Very nice. So far this is turning out pretty well, and I really hope that you continue to do good. The gender confusion Drizzt had with Robin was hilarious, along with then confusing Robin for a Banshee was also very humorous. Overall, I really like where this is going so far. Following/favoriting, for sure!

HAHAHHAHAhAHAAHA! Rolling on the floor laughing, and my cousins keep asking what's wrong! so funny!

This truly is a great story thus far I really enjoyed the part with Robin and Drizzt I would total do the same thing if I was Robin, well , either that or faint LOL a good read overall 8D
-EllieYvonne

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Poor Drizzt... He had to deal with a fangirl! And who does bring a crossbow to a gunfight?

Anyway, awesome chapter!

Very nice way to show the reaction a character could have in learning there are books detailing their whole lives about them, you are a very good writer. Of coure, I try to write more for comedy, so I don't know much about drama, lol.

Also, wow, he went from somewhere cold, to someplace hot. He may be thankful he lost his clothes soon, and I'm guessing the portions he read involved his dad, and maybe the battle he had against his wraith. As for "Dezzi", he/she must be Drizzt's counterpart... if Guen's counterpart is a little black kitten Dezzi has as a pet, I will squee...

Can't wait for the next chapter!

I've read Drizzt goes to college and it didn't continue. I like AU fics! haha!
do update