poor arnie

Absitively posolutely perfectly funny.

Wonderful. :)

I love a good parody. :)

CUTE! (I'm a real fan of Darien and eveything, but WHO THE HELL IS ARNAUD!)

I am trying to understand the concept of this story, but it is far from my grasp. Even though this was a drabble challenge, it would be wonderful if you could continue the story. Although, I don't fully comprehend it, it seems good enough to continue, and you have wonderful figurative language...