This was both hilariously inane and... erm, I'll get back to you. That was awesome, though.

Really, really awesome...

Oh my god!This is too freaking good!I just can't stop laughing like an idiot!Seriously,the descriptions here and the 'plain girl' or how Harry's been after Malfoy,the 'awesome sex' and out of the blue Gary Stu being Voldemort's son and all!Lol!Awesome fic!

What you get when Mary Sue and Gary Stu fall in love is the "Twilight Saga" and creepy baby. If it weren't for the fact that a good deal of this mimics the Mary Sue fic, I would love it... but that is kind of the point, isn't it?

Honestly... I'm not a big fan of Harry Potter. Uhm, despite the fact that I've basically seen all of the movies. (Damn you ABC network!) lol

Holy shit, I've got to say: CLASSICAL! Really, what made you come up with such a brilliant idea?

This story was non other then quotable!

"perfect ten-inch penis" Okay, that is so TRUE! It's always "a perfect ten"

-I'm so glad someone else said that, because I was starting to think I was the only one that found that as weird-

Really though, you did a great job with this because you made it enjoyable, hilarious, and sexy. It's like everything you need to make your day better rolled into one! So great job!

You made my day that much happier! Thank you for writing this, and sharing your brilliance with us all!

Bahahahahaahahahahhahaa, this is amazing. xD

I'm laughing so hard right now, I'm crying. XD I absolutely love it, it's every bad chliche about Mary Sue's... and who'd have guessed, Gary Stu's as well! Great... so funny. Love how all the characters are totally out of character. Lol.

HAHAHAHAHA!

..." many of whom had started fondling themselves or a person near them."

'nuff said.

Hold me hold me love me love me?

XD

"You’ve been boinking Malfoy for two years now. Remember?”

That can't get quoted enough. Kudos for my favourite pairing.

“I changed my mind,” Harry said, staring, like everyone else in the great hall, at the newly nude Gary Stu, “I’m in love with him.”

Who isn't? _

"...and have incredible sex, even though we’re both virgins we know just what to do to please someone of the opposite sex.”

Hit the nail on its head.

"...many of whom had started fondling themselves or a person near them...those who weren’t still masturbating, and believe me that was a lot of people..."

Wow. When I think you can't shock me any longer, you do it again. Absolutely hilarious. If you ever stop writing, I shall kidnap you, and chain you to a laptop. Permanently. With coffee, and sex slaves, and chocolate-covered strawberries for inspiration, so that's okay, right?

aw how sweet...

It's sad to say that there actually are a lot of stories like that...

O_O

...

::suddenly bursts in explosive laughter:: OH MAN! OH MAN! THAT WAS SO GOOD!

"You're gay. You've been boinking Malfoy for two years now."

and who can forget...

"I'm pregnant!"

"Me too, honey, me too."

Ok, so maybe thats not what Gary Stu was agreeing with her on (I actually thought that for a sec...me kinda stupid) Finally, they're among their own kind and not disturbing the canon characters. Great fic! I can't stop laughing!

Oh my GOD! That was hilarious. I WANT ANOTHER! I enjoy all mockage of Harry Potter Fandom cliches, providing (of course) that it is well written. Yours is most definately well written.

"They lived happily ever after, and they never ever came onto a canon character again."
Oh thank God.
Ha ha, that was bloody hilarious. - I love parody.

DUDE, that's hilarious!

Wo. Demented. O.o

LOL that was extremely funny. If a little sick for my taste. But I digress...

oh, this is so good! and i have actually read stories like this!