oooo this one long 123!

but why does he BLARGH

Nutella, I freaking love you.

Magolor: HEY!

Not like that! 8(

Nutella's review kinda made me feel bad for posting any mean reviews. If this is serious, then I'm sorry. But it's still fun to review this for no reason. WHY AM I SO GUILTY?! D8

To Fawful: Thx for your kind words, Fawfie! Yes, Magolor and I are getting along VERY well. *devilish smirk*
Hi, Mimi! Magolor said hi. (I remember Dim-dims. I was with him before Fawfs, but we didn't really have enough common ground to keep going. He's nuts.) I will say that you and Fawful make an adorable couple. Good luck with him, though; he gets a bit nerdy at times. Knowing you, I think you can handle it.

And now, for a final message:
Kirby is Cul, I'm not COMPLETELY sure if you're a troll or not, but if you are, I truly hope you will turn over a new leaf. Fix your username (if necessary), maybe remove this story, and show us your real writing powers. If this story is completely serious, which I doubt, you might want to invest in beta readers and spell check. English class is a huge help as well. (no offense)

I AGREE WITH KLIBBY

...I have read all chapters up until here. And I have no idea what is going on. At all. Are you on a troll? Apparently, trolls are not allowed on FFN. And those poor, silly people who think you can't spell. I sympathize, really. A kindergartner would have never been able to make it to this site. And if you had Dyslexia, you wouldn't be typing. Maybe someone else would be typing for you.

As I said earlier, I understand nothing. I have a few questions, really. Why ARE you on this...troll, and typing nonsense and you clearly know no one (except few very intelligent ones) can understand this? And apparently, trolls are not allowed, as I said earlier. Trolls might be taken down. Might. Emphasis on MIGHT.

Okay, never mind. Just answer my question. And make sure that I can vaguely pick out what you are saying.

BANBANBAN BLEHHEHA. WTFFF DEDEDESEDE DSIEER! BLEAH.

To Reader of Random:
I have joy at your selfshipping. We can still be friends, but Fawful already is in the relationship with Mimi. Fawful hopes you have the fortunes with Magolor!
Love and chortles,
Fawful

Mimi: Hiiii! I remember Maggie from back when I was with Dimentio! Tell him I said hi, 'k?
Mimi

HI IT'S COLEY
I'M TOO LAZY TO LOG IN
LUVVVSSS SUPYOUUUU. I DO NOT DIE. YUS

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But seriously, though...

Some of you people need to get a damn grip. While it's a very good chance that Kirby is cul is a troll, there's no need to be so gutless and rude with your reviews. A lesson to others- a flamer who doesn't even have the guts to sign in with their username is not worth your time, unless they're leaving legitimately helpful information behind- which flamers tend to not do. The people getting angry are much sillier than Kirby is cul.

To me, this is pretty obviously a bad-on-purpose story. Not even the worst case of Dyslexia would produce spelling this bad. Quite literally, even a 7-year-old would be able to spell most of the words in this story correctly. Most of the sentences in this story have multiple errors. It takes conscious effort to purposely write this ridiculously. As a test, why don't you try and write the worst possible fan-fic? You'll find that it's incredibly hard to consistently spell words incorrectly, or make these wild grammatical mistakes. It takes effort to deviate so far from canon.

Moreso, even the worst fan-fics I've ever read still had a coherent plot and narrative direction. I've read all 20 chapters, and I still can't grasp what is going on, simply because the sentences are in the same league of mind-boggle as hieroglyphs.

On the very slight chance that you aren't a troll, Kirby is cul, I am sorry if my review(s) have hurt your feelings, as that isn't my intention in the slightest. I strongly recommend you start the road to improvement by enlisting a Beta reader, or even two. Even the best writers benefit from Beta-readers- not because they're better than you, but because people "outside the box" tend to notice mistakes much better. Make sure to check your spell-check results more often than normal, and if you have issues with canon, don't be afraid to ask other authors for help. It's likely that this is your first story. So good on you for being brave enough to publish it.

Most important of all, have fun! :)

I "rard" your story, oh, yes I did... and I was overcome... as you are... "The One". I have been searching for you for so long.

You may be thinking, "but Nutella, this is indecipherable!" In which case, you're not entirely wrong, but not nearly close enough to correct, either.

You see, this language is known as "Alien". I have spent my entire life trying to communicate with The Ones. I tried mobile phones (yes, whenever you hear that weird noise on your computer just before getting a mobile phone call or text message, The Ones are trying to contact you. It's not the government hacking into your phone, so chill out)... e-mail, believing in Scientology and even trying to make a makeshift communication device made of saucepans that some super-elite, underground website provided the instructions for. But alas, life didn't throw this ol' Nutella a nice bone to chew on...

Have you ever wondered where English came from? How it all began? Do you already know? Don't believe it... if you don't know, you will be lucky enough to be free of this bias that so-called "educators" brainwash us with. Maybe you heard that English has West Germanic origins, and took its first steps around medieval England. That is a LIE. Notice how this special "The One" communication seems as though it could JUST be English?

That's because "The Ones" created English. Some of the words even remained the same. The government knows this of course, but just doesn't want this truth revealed.

Though I am not fluent in Alien, I understand enough to know that this story is an Alien communication from The Ones.

I have ascertained this much: kurvy (also known as lirby, kabi, kirby and a miriad of other names, but never, EVER call kurvy "Kirby". This is incorrect, and The Ones will laugh at you) is our saviour. He fights bightmare (again, NOT "Nightmare") and escarnsail (erroneously referred to as "Escargoon"). kurvy is a member of The Ones that fight for the universe every day and every night...

...but of course, even The One gets exhausted from battle. kurvy is calling to us for help. But Alien is a language 99.99% of Earth citizens do not speak! How are we to understand?! Moreso, if you can't do anything, Great Kurvy, what could I possibly do? We've finally reached one another... but I can't do anything. Fate is cruel to you. No matter how many times you defeat grammar, defeat spelling, defeat plot structure and of course, bightmare, they come back to haunt you and us.

As long as the universe exists, it is an eternal struggle... but without the universe, we will all perish.

So let me be the one to tell you all that in this message, kurvy has left a teary goodbye, and all of existence will end in one month from today.

But don't worry. kurvy mercifully created a special ability in this message- anybody who reads it will get a massive drop in intelligence, so that when the world ends, we won't have to suffer.

So do the world a favour- spread word of this panacea of future suffering, and be prepared to join The One in an eternal slumber...

...?

Hai.

This is getting to the point where I review this for fun.

That is not good.

This has more reviews than some actually good stories on here. I only come back to see people's reactions, some of which are funnier than this jumbled frickton of letters you call a story. Or "stroy." I can't remember which.

Fawful, I read your review and died laughing. You are full of such winningness. (I used to ship myself with you, but I dumped you for Magolor. We can still be friends, though, ja?)

#WhatthehellamIreading

poof *reappears*
MWAHAHHAHAA. I SHALL DOMINATE AND STUFF! *points* PIE! *points* CAKE! *points* PIZZA!

i don't understand this fucking shit