This is brilliant! I really laughed out loud! ;)
Good job, I can't wait for more chapters... please! :D

I love Vince's pride at his criminal record & Bob Fossil's plaque!

-"I thought you said you were gonna be nice!"-

An impossibility, Vince. He's Old Gregg.

-try to make him more happy in his current environment.-

Hmm. So long as Vince doesn't give him Howard.

Vince has a new fashion sense! :]

-"That's quite a bizarre story, Tony..." Dennis said.-

Loved this. Certainly nobody was going to expel him! So, what to do? Cruel to keep him caged, but worse to let him out. And I liked Howard & Naboo's warnings to Vince.

:))

-"HE?!" Gregg shouted in rage, "HE?! HE?! HEEEE?!"
Howard chuckled and said, "Um, yeah?"-

Love this bit. But Gregg should definitely NOT be let out. Too dangerous.

Ha! Gosh this is soo good! ;) very very funny! Love it! :)

Aww, poor Howard :(
I'm curious as to how on earth Old Gregg turned up at the Zooniverse. Stalking Howard, maybe?
Please continue!
R

I liked the cucumber-baguette fight & Bollo's teddy. Curious to see how it goes.