This story is very funny. Sir Cadogan's speech made me laugh, as did the last sentence.

APPRL is so totally Hermione! But totally eewwww! I sympothize with those stuck outside for 5 hours.

'some place more private for more wooing'? Parish the thought! *gags* Let's leave it to them, and hope that it's somewhere REALLY private so that no Hogwarts student is subjected to the decent fat lady and the Knight in the throws of portrait passion. They'd be scarred for life.

Voldemort on the other hand...have them pay Voldie's portraits a visit some time eh.

You made me giggle _

Heh.

Wait, 'someplace more private, for more wooing'? *gags* This is somehow more disturbing than Harry/Drac- okay, no, it isn't.

Cheers.

Basani