nice!

Love it! Exactly how I would think he would be in the mornings and pretty much all the time. The strap on comment about Moody was too funny.

Positively brilliant! I loved the snarky comments about McGonagall - SO in character - but the section "What's going on with the Ravenclaws? Oh, it's just Lovegood. Spreading strawberry jam on her bacon. Of course. That girl really is not normal." was sheer genius - THANK YOU! - Beth

Heh, this was fun. I enjoyed all the little things you managed to sneak in here, even if I now do have horrid mental images involving Moody and strap-ons and looking through people's clothing.

I. LOVE. THIS.

Hehe. Definitely not a morning person. Thanks for writing

Lol, poor Severus. Life really is hell for the poor guy. Great story.

That was awesome, the idea reminded me about "The song of lunch" and I could easily picture Rickman's face and voice while reading it. Very nice! Thank you! :)

That was certainly interesting. It's pretty amusing for a while, but i can see where you would have had problems with it turning too angsty. He bitchy and cranky and petulant and a little whiney and it's really great. Poor Snape xD Little Bastard hehe

i absolutely love this bitchy rant! especially the comments about Dumbles' beard and Luna's general . . . . . Luna-ness XD

Very bitchy! Of course, you wrote him very well! That inner monologue really goes brilliantly with the ongoing scowl we can all envision across his face. My favorite parts are his opinions of Dumbledore's beard.